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Hello, my name is Lauren and I am a silly 25 year old asexual computer science student. I generally post stuff pertaining to the fandoms that happen to be my favorite at the time and pics of the tasty things I like to bake every once in a while. Current Fav Fandoms: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Markiplier, Teen Wolf, OUAT, Game of Thrones, Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter, Walking Dead, Agents of Sheild, Elementary, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Sailor Moon, and Harry Potter.    "I choose you dark chocolate Mareep!!"

[antiochs]

Tried out @polkadotpoundcake for the first time. Their sweet potato and cheddar cheese egg souffle was really delicious. (at Polka Dot Pound Cake) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV8UEk7J7E9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[owlyjules]

Sadly another year where I can only do a little doodle, but still Happy birthday to Undertale!! Still a game very close to my heart!:D

(Plus i can’t believe I never drew this scene!)

[antiochs]

The best homemade steak tacos I have ever had. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSqKu4PrSaO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[antiochs]

Made my sister and I some cream cheese stuffed french toast. It's been ahes since I made this. #frenchtoast #creamcheese #breakfast https://www.instagram.com/p/CR1YWv4Bsk5/?utm_medium=tumblr

[antiochs]

Amazing birthday breakfast at @keltickitchen I highly reccomend their cornbeef hash and we added some hollandaise sauce on top. It was all so delicious. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRwVcWKhI5M/?utm_medium=tumblr

[antiochs]

Enjoying the best kind of Birthday morning. Waking up to a peaceful beach right outside my window. #birthdaygirl #capecod https://www.instagram.com/p/CRwCTsrh2sB/?utm_medium=tumblr

[antiochs]

Delicious late night desserts from @krispymangocafe https://www.instagram.com/p/CRaav2ehcZt/?utm_medium=tumblr

[marveldaily]

Loki The Variant | 1.02

[anxietyproblem]

[r-n-w]

Player Memo Stickers

Cute stickers to help organise your journal however you need to ~

Find them here.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[tempest-in-the-storm]

bro i dont think you’re Mamaw is human

[jumpingjacktrash]

#she sounds like the type that#they have a saying about:#she won’t die until God and the devil come to an agreement about who has to take her

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[haflacky]

[Reblogs are appreciated😭😭]

I broke my laptop, and I urgently need money to fix it, the repair will cost about 150 usd, I don't have that money, so I open commissions

I would be sooo grateful for your help, because I really need my laptop now

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[ailurinae]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[brookietf]

Does he realize The Hobbit is a children’s book?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I mean it’s very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenes”

“Sir please leave this bookshop…”

[gupdoo3]

lack of object permanence but with sex

[neanderthyall]

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

[guerrillatech]

[geeseareassholes]

@your-jellyfish-senpai

[cipheramnesia]

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON