Antiphrastic

I am only consistent in inconsistency. I like things other than Trigun and Critical Role, I swear. I have an age (old enough) and a gender (she/her is fine) but I'm liable to forget about both.

[lanaluuart]

Happy Pride

[crowsofdarkness]

Going to bed thinking about Cloud’s arms and how I want to sink my teeth into them.

[most-adoptable-grown-man-contest]

Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 41

Which grown man is more adoptable?

Occtis Tachonis - Critical Role Campaign 4

Liu Qingge - The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Voting ended onMay 30

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!

[theriu]

I was waiting to see what kind of joke/meme this dramatic and artistic video turned out to be AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cr 大同云冈蛋雕-凯哥

[justhereforthesherlock]

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

[konodinada]

Drew Cloud chilling cause I need a break for myself.

Although I haven't finished the games yet, I'd like to draw some other characters from them whenever I have some time again o(╥﹏╥)

[rocketbirdie]

unstoppable force meets immovable object

[anisongoftheday]

Darker than Black Ending 1

Tsuki Akari by Rie Fu

[antiphrastic]

Things Final Fantasy 7 doesn't cover that I sincerely wish it did: how does the shift change work for Scarlet's foot stool?

[fontseeker]

sorry if you've gotten this before!

The logo is probably custom. It has some similarities to DeVinne Ornamental (circa 1900) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use · Identifont]:

The credits are in Chesterfield (1977) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use · Identifont]:

Chesterfield is loosely based on Jupiter (circa 1888) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use], from the same era as DeVinne Ornamental.

[kitachett]

I headcanon that during He Xuan's time in Tonglu, after several years of being alone, the giant Xie Lian statue basically became Wilson from Castaway for him lmao

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[theabigailthorn]

reminds me of the time Rage Against the Machine were vying for Christmas Number 1 (british public was doing a little trolling) so the BBC had to let them come on and play 'Killing In the Name Of' live on the breakfast show, and they asked them not to swear and they swore

[emberry-pie]

me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that

[everydayknifeday]

OP I strive to be like you one day

[sitervlitoy]

this meme is really funny to me, so I—

[lunarriviera]

Fei Du was watching him. Suddenly, he displayed a somewhat indistinct smile. Because he had his back to the light, it wasn't clearly visible. "It's the day I met you," he said. [默读 | Silent Reading, Book 5, Edmond Dantès, chapter 155]

[fictionadventurer]

The Phantom of the Opera: I was born with facial deformities that are so horrific that even my own mother couldn't bear to look at me.

Me: So that's why you have to live as an outcast in the basements of the opera house?

The Phantom, who has been an admired performer, palace architect, royal executioner, and chief contractor of the opera house who is able to go out in public with no alteration to his face except a false nose and mustache: No, that's a separate choice that I've made.