This Crypt Of A Blog

Barely on here but I’m definitely 23 now 💀

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[anxietyproblem]

[antisocialbeefjerky]

Hey hi hello I hate being sober

[decepticondominiums]

welch’s juice aesthetic

[antisocialbeefjerky]

Haven’t been on here in a WHILE whew

[antisocialbeefjerky]

Tht just geeked me up

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[antisocialbeefjerky]

I genuinely just wanna be intoxicated rn but imma be an adult and wait till after I do what I gotta do imma be good

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

[tsolingas]

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

[th3diff3r3nt1]

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

then you belong in academia 

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[bangtan]

BTS’s “Just One Day” Becomes Their 15th MV To Hit 100 Million Views

The views for “Just One Day” continue to soar! views. This is 1662 days, 18 hours, and 30 minutes after the video’s release on April 6, 2014 at 6 p.m. KST.

This is BTS’s 15th music video to hit 100 million views on YouTube, following “Idol” in August, “Fake Love” in May, and “MIC Drop” in January this year. Congratulations to BTS!

Source

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dashbeardconfessional]

bless this post

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

[ourkiethellis]

TRUTH!

Note to purple states

DONT SHIT WHERE YOU SLEEP! VoteBlue!