AntiSocialPyroManiac

I could really use a shouting into the void session right now

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[fallenangelvictorious]

wow I've been trying to get people into gongfu style wrong this whole time. I wasn't even thinking about how fuckable our tiny pots are... not once... truly an oversight...

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

when I (The Wizard) turn your lover into a teapot but they were just too bodacious

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

[valhallas-last]

Of course. Purely for education.

[in-your-wall-s]

WHO USED THIS POST TO WRITE A BEAUTIFUL ENJOLRAS/GRANTAIRE SOULMATE AU FIC BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

[rednines]

How do you people turn every fucking post into this shit?

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Welcome to the Star Spider Grace AU Pilot! Here’s the previous Initial concepts . Me & Sam have been brewing this concept and now we’re both into too deep. Dunno how many chapters I will draw but anyway-

ISSUE #1 / ISSUE#2 / ISSUE#3 / ISSUE#4 (already on my ko-Fi!)

Fics inspired by this concept:

Project Evolution by @sam-i-am-27 : THE fic. Sam and I have been coming out with most of the concepts together (both for the comic and the fic) but this is their own work so go check them out! Since we draw/write each at our own pace some stuff are/will be different.

Your Graceful, Neighbourhood Spiderman by @var1an-onl1n3

Friendly Neighborhood Star-Spider by Daisy_yellow

Uncover: to lay bare, disclose, reveal by @foxinsheepsclothing-ao3

Darn it, let’s do this one final time! By @therivergirl

One and Only Star-Spider by Finding_7th

With Great Power by overarainbow

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Astrophage by S0me_Idi0t

We Are The Butcher by Faux_the_Fox

Webbing Life's Into One (Bring you a home) by Sky_110

If you find more let me know! I'm only tagging those who explicitly credited me, as there are other spiderman AU fics on ao3 not necessarely related to my version

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

A lil shitpost I made in between my other bloodymary comics

[itmightbehere]

Eat that ring by Andrew Mar

[sandgrassbagel]

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[kaomojiloser]

after the whole gravity incident…

[loish]

This one started as a drawing in my sketchbook, and then she blossomed into a digital painting 🌸 Still on my lifelong quest to paint the roundest, chunkiest, most squishable roses.

[pris-cas]

Lesson #22 spit

Full idea credit goes to @the-asexual-winter

First lesson Previous lesson Next lesson

Thank you to my splendid beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@stelosia

[pris-cas]

Lesson #22 spit

Full idea credit goes to @the-asexual-winter

First lesson Previous lesson Next lesson

Thank you to my splendid beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@stelosia

[potato-lord-but-not]

Mooooreeeeeeeee Graces because he is in fact fun to draw sound the alarm the rumors are true