[postpresence]

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[donatellotmnt]

What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?

[nokatno]

are you sure

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Where’s that Scottish tweet about tfw dancing queen comes on in the club. Pleas.

[notmanletsans-deactivated202001]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[alphabetj0nes]

So, ice age is real? Also, my heart literally exploded upon reading this.

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

Is there anything immoral about elephants

[memorydatas]

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[memewhore]

[stability]

[funnyposts]

me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[centralperksource]

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[zephyrzeitgeist]

…dude.

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)