[ID: four pages of digital comics in monochrome bright blue. the scene includes the characters fives, echo, and rex having a conversation in a ship hangar. all three are wearing full armor. the characters are primarily framed from the chest up. end ID]
script below cut:
[header] : “21BBY, prior to the defense of Tipoca city”
fives: “come on echo, don’t you get it?”
echo: “fives, it was cut up that was good at jokes, not you.”
fives: “okay, then what am i good at?”
rex: “obviously not unloading supplies off that gunship.”
rex: “as you were, troopers.”
rex: “not too glamorous back here but remember, you’re with the 501st now, the best of the best. there are responsibilities that come with this assignment.”
echo: “yes, sir!”
rex: “something on your mind, fives?”
fives: “…sir, echo and I, well, we’ve been with this unit through some rough campaigns and-“
rex: “- and you thought commander cody would have promoted you to arc trooper by now.”
rex: “you’ll be arc troopers when you don’t have to ask for it.”
rex: “ *sigh* alright, back to work, both of you.”
rex: “and one more thing- we’re going home.”
fives: “kamino?”
echo: “it’s… been a long time since we’ve been home.”
STOP PUTTING WHITE CLONE TROOPERS ON MY DASH OH MY GOD GUYS PLEASE GET SOME FUCKING STANDARDS FOR THE FANART YOU CONSUME. QUIT REBLOGGING WHITEWASHED CLONE TROOPER FANART IM BEGGING YOU!!! LET IT ROT LET IT ROT LET IT ROT DONT SPREAD IT AROUND
you say you hate it when people whitewash the clone troopers and then you turn right around and REBLOG WHITEWASHED CLONE TROOPER ART BRO. DO YOU NOT SEE THE HYPOCRISY???
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
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