same hyperfixations, different day

Smol ace with a weird sense of humor, lots of sarcasm, snakes and anxiety. I happen to write as well, anxiousdryad on AO3.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[willabee]

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

[willabee]

impressive

[willabee]

hmm

[teathattast]

[dduane]

The Times link won't post on its own. But let's just subtitle this "EVERYBODY HATED IT (AND THERE WERE ALSO COPYRIGHT ISSUES FROM BIG COMPANIES)."

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[orchidsgrowfromthesoul]

me if reading fanfiction were illegal

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[8syntheticanimal8]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from lilies abounded (@/ petFurniture) on 1/30/21 reading: i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room /End ID]

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Post from coleDulasWrites reading: I'm convinced the greatest work of art in Human history has already happend, and it was when the actor who played Orpheus in Hadestown retired and just once, in 2,000 years of performing that story, they let Orpheus take Eurydice and leave the underworld.

Think about that.

We told the story over and over until it blended with the lives of the performers telling it and somehow, just once, humanity overcame the inevitable. /End ID]

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths