Third-rate Shaboingery

Mostly just shit posting :( might share art, might share weird thoughts, depends on the mood and what I’ve eaten the last 72 hours. Fandoms I'm in: ALL FOR THE GAME MINECRAFT SHIT Batman (haven't read any of the comics D:) ALL FOR THE GAME RAHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ ORV Epic the Muscial Hamilton A bunch of other manhwas, mangas, manhuas.

[exylover32]

andrew and neil getting so hype about kevin covering his tattoo that they have to make out for the rest of the night has gotta be the craziest thing to survive from the kandreil drafts

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[papayafromtv]

au where Jason is the one to deliver Damian to Bruce but he and Damian get into an argument on the drive over about how good at stealth missions Damian is and it ends in Jason double-dog daring him to skip the whole 'introduction' aspect of going to live with Bruce and instead to just sneak into the manor and see how long he can go unnoticed for.

Damian's claim is that the manor is so big and Damian's so good at remaining hidden that he could live in the manor without anybody else there clocking him easy. Jason just wants to see how long he can actually go because in his mind the longer Bruce goes without realising he has Damian in the house, the funnier the reveal will be. he's actually kinda rooting for Damian purely because it's funnier if he pulls it off for a really long time first. then Jason can snitch on him and the fall-out will be glorious.

he lasts about four months.

two weeks in and Alfred becomes suspicious, but chooses to believe that it's raccoons or pigeons in the attic because then he doesn't have to get involved. and he really doesn't want to get involved.

a month in and Damian almost gets caught by Tim while trying to steal some food in the middle of the night and getting cornered in the kitchen, but Tim hadn't slept in three days and was high on cold medicine at the time so he assumed that Damian was actually a hallucination of Bruce as a child, and all he did was stare Damian directly in the eye and solemnly tell him 'never ask your parents to go see a movie with you.' before going to pass out in the study.

two months in and Damian has gotten into a rhythm with it. feeling unchallenged, he starts waiting for Bruce to fall asleep in front of the batcomputer during hard cases so he can sneak out from the walls and fix whatever Bruce is getting wrong and solving the case before he wakes up.

three months in and Dick runs into him while sneaking in through a side door so he can grab some stuff from his bedroom without having to talk to Bruce, but Damian bullshits that he's one of Tim's school friends visiting to complete a school project, and Dick gives him twenty dollars to promise that he won't tell anybody Dick is in the building.

four months in and he gets cocky; starts ordering packages to the manor addressed to himself. Alfred asks Bruce at the dinner table why they've received an amazon package for 'Damian Wayne' and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about. the next night the Red Hood snitches and asks how 'Damian's doing' and Bruce becomes convinced that Hood has the manor bugged. demands a full sweep of the building. Tim comes across Damian napping in a hammock in the attic wearing Tim's presumed-lost clothes next to a pile of supremely confidential files stolen from the batcave.

Damian wakes up and promptly tells them all that they aren't allowed to be mad because the statute of limitations for breaking and entering has passed already. Jason laughs so hard he cries.

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

hello! I just wanted to say your art is really pretty :D it really brightens my day! Thank you :)

dont be fooled, i got more bricks to hurl, you watch out

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[hamrikaa]

[namura018]

🚦 Traffic lights

[queenclacker]

Most Kevin haters have one argument

"Kevin day is a coward look at Neil and what he did"

You mean Neil the idiot (I love Neil) with no survival skills who almost died at his dad's basement and only survived out of pure luck

You mean Neil who went to evermore with the promise that he won't harm Andrew (riko is a liar and will not keep his word) and got hurt there for two weeks for nth Andrew was still harmed

Neil who got them into an even deeper mess with the mafia

That Neil

Difference is Neil doesn't think rationally he has this weird complex he's chaotic which is amazing don't get me wrong but he didn't make a single good decision the entire time

"But Kevin is a coward" no he isn't Kevin has been with them the longest he knows how to play it safe

Jean been there for 4 years

Neil went there for two weeks

Kevin was there for 10 fucking years he knows how they operate

Also Kevin wasn't sold he was betrayed ofc he won't handle it the same

Neil is chaotic and stupid most his choices are made on impulse he doesn't care what the outcome is he thinks he's a dead man

Kevin has a lot to lose remember the mafia knows who his father is and his father is someone who isn't involved

Kevin thinks a million times he calculates the risk and the outcome because that's how you survive

Kevin didn't want to die because if he does so does jean and his father and probably Abby btw

Neil doesn't have that weight Neils mom was already dead

So no they don't compare when you have nothing to lose you have the luxury to act irrationally

Also Kevin was brainwashed some of you forget that 10 years isn't a short time spacially due to his cptsd

Kevin wasn't 18 or 14 (not saying jean didn't suffer he did my poor boy) when he was being abused he was 9 it shaped how his brain works

Plus to Kevin riko was his brother before he was his abuser and titsuji was his uncle/godfather so it's a totally different scene

So yeah read with your eyes open please it's getting sad

[moaloves]

“Oh my god, I can't believe Kevin day fumbled two different situation ships” Kevin Day who surgically removed himself from the people he loved when he realized he was not the better option. Kevin day who even when he's the first option knows he's never the best option. Kevin Day who lets people use him as they learn to love each other and themselves until he has no use anymore and lets them go even as they rip parts of himself away when they leave. Kevin day who is always the first choice and never the last.

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

I didn’t know Abfies was a thing….

anyways yeah so Abfies. This is a commission piece, but pooks said I could post it so

I kinda wanna post it on his discord but I’m scared I’ll do it wrong….if anyone knows what to do pls tell me…

I’ve never been so motivated EVER working on a fully colored piece of a Minecraft YouTuber.

[chaoticgremelin]

It has been five years since the events of the main triology, some Riko fans still remain and one of them tweets about how Riko was the best player ever and It is the Foxes fault he killed himself

Someone else answers: Kevin lost It all and rebuilt his whole life from ground zero after being sidelined by his team and 'brother'. Riko lost his arm and killed himself. He was never the strongest between the two.

Neil Josten reposts It

The Exy community goes crazy

Neil refuses to apolodgise for It

This is how he got banned from HIS own twitter account by his PR team within a few hours after It was created.

[limetimo]

"Despite playing the sport his mum invented on his dad's team, Kevin Day is not the ultimate exy nepobaby. The term 'nepotism' comes from the catholic church, where supposedly celibate officials such as popes or bishops called their illegimate sons their 'nephews' in order to appoint them cushy jobs within the church. Now I'm not saying Coach Moriyama fucked Riko's mum but it would be the funnier explanation for their living arrengement."

-another exy shitpost Neil unapologetically retweeted

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

is Pinterest down

brooooooo I’m so pissed why is it down all of a sudden it worked fine yesterdayyyh

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

my Bluetooth earphones died who has powder to snort or a freak to match I’m boreddddd

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

okay so hold me back Kevin Day in a dress…..😈🙏

also failed a bunch of subjects but WHO CARES when Kevin Day is here

(I do but I’ll probably panic in my dreams :3)

[anxiouslymaliciouspathfinder]

to make myself feel better

I will be drawing Kevin Day in a dress soon

hopefully

imminently