Blorp

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i warned u all

[guerrillatech]

[simonsays-no]

Long pomegranate

[f1rstperson]

Hades

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

Olympian girls make do

[headspace-hotel]

Unlike photoshopped watermelons and other such fruits, maize comes in every funky color you can imagine in real life!

[goore-whore-deactivated20250316]

So do carrots and potatoes! I don't know why we use the most boring version of every food

[headspace-hotel]

I do! It's because cultivars of foods that are sold in grocery stores are specialized to have a long shelf life and resist bruising and pests and stuff, which means we don't have all the yummy variety. :(

[goore-whore-deactivated20250316]

Why didn't they try that with all of them once they knew how with one?

[headspace-hotel]

Selective breeding takes a long time. If you hybridize a Sturdy, Easy to Grow, Pest Resistant Corn and a Purple Corn, you might not get a corn that's Sturdy, Easy to Grow, Pest Resistant, and Purple. It's not like Sturdy is even one gene. You'd have to slowly breed the Purple into the Sturdy Corn.

And by then it wouldn't even be Purple Corn anymore, it would be a purple color variant that tastes and otherwise is much like the generic Sturdy Corn For Walmart.

Monocultures and obsession with maximum profit and productivity kill the variety...

[headspace-hotel]

I'm looking it up and you can buy rare varieties of seeds and plants in a variety of places, such as here

Some of these are specialized for popcorn, some for corn meal, they all have different purposes. Maize is really remarkable.

Definitely something to look into, since a lot of garden seeds you buy in your home and garden store don't allow you to save seeds and grow them again.

[headspace-hotel]

[elodieunderglass]

Realseeds in the UK is a great heirloom seed company, who regularly undermine their own business model by begging you to save your own seeds rather than buying from them, which I love. In addition to selecting American strains for the UK climate, leading to the Glass Gem I won’t stop boring you about…

They also authored my favourite listing for bean seeds in the world:

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[swarnpert]

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

[rosenmarille]

[comfortfrogblog]

[mellifexfarm]

kill

[sketchmagetch]

That is one pissed off pillow

[drtanner]

VIOLENCE AND DEATH

[coast-modern]

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

[moved-to-user-300]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

[dog-teeth]

[onenicebugperday]

Spiny weevil, Prionomerus sp.?, Curculionidae

Photographed in Ecuador by Andreas Kay

Definitely worth watching the video of this little dude marching around and then flying away!

[utopians]

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

[marinella-ela]

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i hate aspects of this site but i’m also way less insensitive, ignorant, and prejudiced because of the time i’ve spent here. i came here for humor and ended up exposed to minority voices & POVs I wasn’t even looking for. 

which was awesome, bc while most of us know we should be learning these things, most of us don’t associate it with something we’d spend our leisure time pursuing & enjoying. minority representation in media, in fun and popular media that people want to view, is so important for exactly this reason. 

anyway, curate your online experience. make it fun, make it inclusive, fill in your blind spots & unlearn your prejudices while laughing off your ass.  

[zuko-plays-falloutnv]

There it is. You put it into words. This is really it, this is why I’m here. I’ve been thinking this for so long, unable to articulate the exact feeling for me remaining here. Thank you I am at peace now

[questionableroyalty]

This is a really nice message that I also relate to but it’s a little tainted by the fact that the post I saw just before this was the toothbrush and toothpaste having sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ah yes the OTHER reason we’re still on tumblr

[everythingfox]

Real life pokemon

(via)

[mustardtigress]

[andouble]

Passed a building for what I assume was some sort of pest control business and out front they had a huge banner that was just a close up photo of a rat with the words “public enemy #1” superimposed. No other text.

[andouble]

Got a picture this time.