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Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608

This is sO GOOD

sixpenceee

A sandfall! This is amazing. What might be going on is when it rains in the desert the water isn’t absorbed quickly and mixes with the top layer of wet sand which can form moving sand rivers and waterfalls. (Source)

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

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The Belt of Venus is a pink glowing arch seen across the sky when the shadow of the Earth’s translucent atmosphere casts a shadow back upon itself.

sixpenceee

A gif exemplyifying diamond dust. Diamond dust is a ground-level cloud composed of tiny ice crystals. (Source)

trulyhumblenarcissist

I saw this phenomenon in Prague… that was a wonderful experience, just like witnessing pure tiny diamonds falling from the sky

dudeashley

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

dudeashley

http://d.pr/i/qnta

UPDATE

ultralaser

TEAM VALOR

lacrimalis

wait did someone on team mystic put their whole damn debit card in there

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ruinedchildhood

friend: how was your date?

me: don't even ask *digs through purse* want a breadstick?

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swarnpert

me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP

iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea

As I get older, I have come to appreciate High School Musical for much different reasons than when I was a child.

rneerkat-deactivated20220104

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

Cat: *puts paw on leg*

Me: hoe dont do it

Cat: *inserts claws*

Me: oh m y g od

memeguy-com

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

sharkpilot

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

meme4u

superbatmance

impulsivegiraffe

i want to play this game

tallestsilver

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

kargrub

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET