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hi its me

this used to be a separate page on its own but now pinned posts are a thing so uh *scratches head* here it is again

about

han

she/they

adult

chinese american

i dont reblog nsfw so fear not

nuoaiers and poutsjacob on twt

aoiazamis on bsky

byf??

this goes w/o saying but i still feel obligated to say it so: dont be a bigoted weirdo? like just be a decent person pls

ill occasionally like flash rb content from things i just watched bc im crazy like that

other than that idk what to put in here

thx 4 reading

#👍

ryanthel0ser

oh mein gott someone get a blanket for this baby, he's only 2 apples tall

there we go

sleep well little hero

ytskai

today’s nothingburger

scalpel-mom-mori

@aoiazamis

thulium

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

toasthaste

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

wickedsick

Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?

Rotation

Translation

Uniform Scaling

Non-Uniform Scaling

Reflection

Shearing

Voting ended onMar 10

#uniform scaling......

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

#this should be yuki's next lead play and muku is the knight #mukuyuki princess x knight yuri please

gaysie

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

flythesail

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

#THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGFBNJHDGBDFHJG #like “give us your govt id” for whatever reason should be read as a PHISHING SCAM

uphillfarmers

lump❓

scalpel-mom-mori

the average couple gets married three times factoid is actually just a statistical error. Re:Vale who get married three times a year is an outlier adn should not have been counted