Blooming Slowly @falseserenity - Tumblr Blog

I refuse to teach people how the internet works. I'm not responsible for your internet experiences, so don't cry to me. I don't care.

Hi, I write both Kisuke Urahara and Ichigo Kurosaki (and friends) at @redseamstress and @kuurosakiis, respectively. This is my main blog, please don't block me!

I now also run @thrashingheart, for Retsu Unohana!

....I also run @bakenochi, for Himiko Toga.

ALL ROLEPLAY BLOGS ARE ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Update: This blog is run by an adult. ALL of my rp blogs are 18+. Don't interact with the roleplay blogs if you are a minor, please.

(You don't need to tell me if you're a minor or not, you just take responsibility for what you see here.)

Update 「2.24.26」 - see tagged phrases below for my commentary on my life offline or me reading different series.

#latest update: May 7th 2026 #mori's school adventures #mori's teaching adventures #mori reads dc #mori's retail adventures #mori plays games #mori rolls around #mori's job adventures #morisekai!

smallix

Why does he let me do this...?

smallix

whoa

I drew so many kamukoma

seirxi

revelations

xskyll

Who's right?

Iida! It's an extension of the courtyard!

Bakugou. It's covered AND paved. Detention!!

Voting ended onMay 11

velvetys

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

crabanarchy

Are you now... or have you ever been.... the sleepious bug

crabanarchy

Not beating the sleepious bug allegations!

11thsense

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

maxknightley

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

mousegirlheart

i could not be trusted with an omnitrix. id be travelling planet to planet finding out which alien species has the best sex until some hot tetramand dyke explodes my head like an overripe watermelon as foreplay

spacedewey

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

whatthefluffnightvale

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

lizardsfromspace

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

julianova44

You probably know this but shitpost ruining fun fact for anybody who doesn’t:

When the play first was performed, JM Barrie et al were so concerned this might happen that they instructed the orchestra to drop their instruments and clap at this point, just in case

lizardsfromspace

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

a-random-fandom-friend

It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !