aoifeposting

A gay little fool with brain worms. she/they 22 :3

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Should have done this earlier

Don't interact with my posts if:

You're LGBTQ+ phobic (including TERFs)

You're racist, sexist or ableist

You're right wing, far right, alt-right, alt-light etc

You're a thinspo blog, Pro-ED or anti-recovery

pro cop

into dd/lg or any sexualized age regression

(This list isn't exhaustive and will probably be expanded)

If you are any of these things and, for some reason, feel the need to talk with me, I'd prefer that you DM me rather than interacting with the things I post. Cheers.

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I normally dislike YouTube ads where possible but something about 'ai' YouTube ads are so visceraly repulsive that I would sooner scratch out my own eyes than spend the nth of a second it would take to dislike them... so I just kinda gotta skip em

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Fun fact: your bartender is a human being with perspective and boundaries (that they may not be able to enforce while on shift). Touching your bartender without asking them, especially on the face, is really fucking odd.

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Crossfaded in my house listening to jazz music like a cool girl from the 1960s

[skipppppy]

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

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The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

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It's so sad that salad has become (in our current cultural understanding) a sad diet food when you can make them so fucking nutrient dense it's ridiculous

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I'm in pubs you've never heard of stroking rabbits you couldn't comprehend

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

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This is gonna be extremely niche but its my personal white whale: if a drink contains acid, it should be shaken!!! Enough fucking stirred cocktails for the love of god. Texture is an important element of a drink. I've had my fill of drinks that taste amazing with the texture of water. If you add malic, citric, even fucking ascorbic acid, for the love of god use a citrus juice and shake the fucking. It will improve the experience of the drink, I promise.

[demilypyro]

beautiful trans girl, please remember to eat plenty, or the hormones won't work as well. you owe it to yourself to eat regularly!

[demilypyro]

girl during covid i literally got burgers every single day for like a year. and now i have big boobs. like that's actually just the pro strat.

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You bitches on here are anthropomorphising your cats. My beloved baby son is the closest thing mammals have to a lizard and I love him regardless. Making up lies about your cats. Despicable.

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You've suave'd your last mente

[northern-punk-lad]

“Why you holding Israel to an unrealistic standard” not commiting genocide is unrealistic?

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

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This bread is good as fuck

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Theres gonna be a circus tomorrow. I'm never rioting.

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This bread is good as fuck

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I wish so badly that 1 day blindness stew was real, it would be so fucking funny to make for a potluck or something. I would also frequently be blind for a 24 hour period once in a while but that's unrelated