[jaennie]

“my mom told me to always be confident!” jennie said while talking back to the teacher after eating pork cutlet in class without shame. she also stole some ramen from rosie and dropped a knife on the ground.

[aominejaney]

my heart yearns for someone i cannot have and i am in misery 

[siobhanroygf-archive-deactivate]

the 2020 updated version

[shiruki]

[eggpuffs]

the humid hours

[filmgifs]

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

[ftcreature]

A very good hoverfrog 🐸

[estheticsly]

💫

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lost-carcosa]

Albino raccoon

[therobotmonster]

Quick, spot the main character!

[ayellowbirds]

it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[akmu]

[k-eke]

Little dress

[furiousgoldfish]

sorry I can’t hang out, I’ve got places to avoid and people to disappoint

[powerfulwizard]

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[alihasagnarlybeard-deactivated2]

Does this count?

[yo-its-matt]

Unfortunately, yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

an old white dude in taco bell saw me wearing my wal-mart vest and gave me a speech about how i need to quit retail and get a REAL job so i could one day “get a car like that” and pointed at my own damn car

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

for everyone that asked, i just said “you’re right” and then got in my car and drove away