Mimi's Blog of Guilty Pleasures & Procrastination

Mimi. College kid in America. I spend too much time on the internet. What am I doing with my life?

[funnytwittertweets]

[cozy2000]

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

[cozy2000]

Well

[cozy2000]

me shoving another edible in mouth despite my eyes being dry because i need to astrally assassinate another key political figure

[jackisreallycool]

[trailerparkburgerslut]

Me in job interviews

[fairycosmos]

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

[fairycosmos]

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I love to sit so close to a space heater that my skin hurts

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[hungwy]

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

[seabassapologist]

You can just feel the presence of computer viruses in these pictures

[lindleland]

girl it straight up smells like malware in here

[pinktwingirl]

One of the most common reasons I hear for people being against abortion is because “life is sacred.”

Really? Since when? When has life ever been sacred in this country?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t have universal healthcare?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t pass comprehensive gun laws so first graders don’t get gunned down in their classrooms?

If life is sacred, why don’t we offer paid maternal leave so mothers can actually take care of the babies that you are now forcing them to have?

If life is sacred, how come we don’t bat an eye when the police murder black kids?

If life is sacred, why do we have the highest maternal death rate in the developed world, which is only going to increase now that women are being forced to give birth?

If life is sacred, why is the death penalty even still a thing?

If life is sacred, why are we still encouraging violence against the LGBTQ+ community?

Life has literally never been sacred in this country. Maybe anti-choicers like to pretend that it is because it makes them feel righteous when in reality, they’re just misogynistic pieces of shit, but it’s not. And as long as psychotic, reactionary morons continue to steal power undemocratically and make decisions that the majority of us do not want, it never will be.

[jackkdaniels]

oof my friend was talking about how he wants to get back into golf and hinted at taking me to go golfing with him and I really said “you ain’t getting me on a golf course unless it’s to bomb it with native wildflowers” why can’t I talk to normal people

[antigolfing]

I support you

[jackkdaniels]

thank you tumblr user antigolfing

[catchymemes]

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

She must have paid money at a print shop for that!

[justlookatthosesausages]

I love this so much. It’s funny universally. The relatable dorky friend energy. The confused and amused looks. The double slow unfolding. Peak comedy

[bob-belcher]

[valtsv]

What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found

it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like “ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others’ a living hell i’m just as bad as they are!” like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic

[valtsv]

“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.

[fuckyeanihilism]

[lesbx]

this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

[princessbento]

lowercase

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[neofooturism]

[that-twink-over-there]

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[disney-universes]

So the big plot twist of Cruella is the reasons she wants to kill dalmatians for a coat is because her mom was killed by dalmatians as a kid.

There, I saved you 30 bucks Premium Access.

[makiitoh]