meme queen

lesbian | ultimate trash tbh | fuckin weeaboo

[cainternn]

language! (x)

[spaceballricochet]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[moobuttt]

oh jesus my brain did a thing and i regret my entire existence

it combined “not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” from the three little pigs and “forgive me father, for I have sinned”

now it’s “forgive me father, for i have sinny sin sinned” forever there’s no turning back

[liv-elylo-deactivated20200102]

phil’s hot and u can’t tell me otherwise k bye

[twinklinglester-deactivated2020]

aphalbion for you bitch

[onlytwitterpics]

[twinklinglester-deactivated2020]

aphalbion

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

All Star if it were in a Minor Key instead of a major key

[gummygoob]

@suavelomito

[pile-o-cats]

suavelomito

[twinklinglester-deactivated2020]

clearfaceluminary aphalbion

[was-nikon-tropical-deactivated2]

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

[girly-couturee-deactivated20150]

IMPORTANT

[pr4isinqwifi]

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

[was-nikon-tropical-deactivated2]

Super important please repost

[capriciousoblivion]

Who the fuck would actually be stupid enough to smell it though????

[carrionthird]

some people have anxiety triggered impulses to execute tasks suggested by strangers, and will not properly think theirs actions through unless they have been told what to do beforehand

plus, some people are more gullible than others but that doesn’t make them stupid. they just don’t know any better. it’s not like these kind of drugs are talked about anyway, most people learn about their existence watching detective shows

[marauders4evr]

Speaking of people who are more gullible than others:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/perfume.asp

[martymcflyinthefuture]

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

[lsposture-blog]

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYS

NEVER

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[beetlezh]

That’s wonderful!

TheNamelessDoll

[selkie-blog1]

These are amazing!!

[gothcostco]

why are people so obsessed with English royalty when the best looking one looks like a rusty doorknob

i’m more into the prince of dubai f yeah look at him

he so pretty

sometimes he like dresses down

or poses adorably with a lion cub

but enjoy your prince foot of wales i’m going to follow prince fazza on instagram where i can watch him take selfies with people in tanzania while he does charity work and stuff

[amaroqgirl]

Oh damn

[narcoticsdog]

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much

one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands

the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home

one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv

one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it

the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench

one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation

one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them