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will you die for our sins

You are more likely to die from mine, I think

Masculinity is about having big eyes to see girls better and getting kicked out of the hive

#healthy masculinity #lifespan of 1 month

Sometimes a friend just asks in a non-pressure environment to cuddle in the hot tub. Sometimes they take telescope pictures of your favorite stars for you and introduce you to her parents. And all this can be platonic. We are aro and ace from the super hero meme

#happy pride 🌈#aromantic #asexual #but not aroace because we are to separate people #insane ramblings #I hung that star pic up in my room it’s the sweetest thing ever I love it I love her we are friends forever now

disorientation

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

sapphia

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

lemonscribs

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

millionsghosts

"average person is aroused by 3 bug bites a year" WRONG. average person is aroused by 0 bug bites a year. Bug Bites Johnny, who has a little fetish and is aroused by over 10000 bug bites each day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

raccoonmilf

follow up to a previous ask, how do we know raccoons can’t be trans?

also devastating news that raccoons can’t be lesbians :(

We know (to the best of our knowledge) that raccoons can’t be trans because 1) unlike animals such as ducks and some types of fish raccoons do not possess the ability to physically transition and 2) while raccoons have emotions that are far more complex than say a cat or a dog, they do not (to our knowledge) have the emotional complexity to understand gender roles, dysphoria, or gender identity.

Now, as far as the lack of lesbian raccoons goes, I was devastated at first as well. However, I reminded myself that not all relationships need to be sexual and/or romantic to be meaningful and interesting. And relationship dynamics between female raccoons are so incredibly interesting! Raccoon culture travels though females, mother-daughter relationships are incredibly strong and often last long past when raccoons should typically leave their mothers, and female raccoons paired in captivity can and do bond very closely.

waspdaily

Today's wasp of the day is Java caroliwaterhousei!

Credits: photo 1, photo 2

This sunset ombre winged beaut can be spotted in South Africa dragging paralyzed rain spiders down into the nests she's dug. It can be quite the impressive (or freaky, depending on perspective) sight, as these spiders are often larger than she is. All that juicy spider protein is needed though if her babies are ever going to grow up big and strong like her.

sakana-no-yama

cozy-stardust

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

#ryland phm #rocky phm #phm movie #ryland and rocky

teaboot

Please don't call yourself a tranny you know that word isn't meant for you

Well who is it meant for, then? The cross-dressers? The kinksters? The ones who don't pass? The sex workers? The "ugly" ones?

Maybe it's for the rude ones, or the "loud" ones, or the ones who never came "out", past their middle-aged years and slipping on nice stockings under their khaki trousers, putting on a bit of blush in the bathroom mirror and then quickly washing it off again before anyone can see?

Maybe it's for the "traps", the beautiful ones who keep it secret and don't tell you until after the third date, when you can stab them to death for the crime of being human and plead "Gay Panic" at the trial to get off scot-free?

If we're going to call people "tranny", but not the ones like me, then who exactly are you thinking of?

If anyone is going to be called a "tranny" then I'm sticking with them, and I'd sure as hell rather be on our side than yours