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im living on stolen time but i must pay off my debts before i go

[sonatagreen]

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

[wakor-rising]

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

[everydaylouie]

musical words 🎶

[erilaes]

@toastybumblebee wait for it

[toastybumblebee]

So many bees! Musical bees, I love it

[alwaysfob]

Panic! At The Disco eras

[dancing-cockroaches]

How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***

[inspredwood]

Reblog to save a life.

[frogomizer]

Soldier 76

[botanyshitposts]

look y'all Pokémon eeveelutions are great but eevee has nothing on wild mustard

[botanyshitposts]

[apoca-cryptic]

Dad: ...and then Superman took Batman's hand and they kissed under the full moon having saved the d--"

Son: I don't like this story. It's weird

Dad: For the last time you ungrateful *deep breath* it's not a story, it is my fan fiction, and you will listen

[zbgf]

Visit Original Link

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[hexane-nightmares]

Why do we say "eat the rich" when we could be saying "voregeoisie"?

[lord-kitschener]

I nominate op for the guillotine

[gstringofsuburbia]

i just read an interview with mike where he says that green day would really love to play shows longer than 2.5 hours except they don’t want to exhaust the crowd what the hell is this band

[writing-prompt-s]

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

[klanced]

you: they’ve changed the rating of voltron from y7 to pg!! i wonder what direction they’re going to take the show now :o

me, an intellectual: we’re only one rating away from letting shiro say ‘fuck’

[xanderuwu]

me, an even bigger intellectual: we’re only one rating away from letting shiro say thrussy

[klanced]

TRUE ENDING: shiro says “fuck em right in the thrussy”

[cringepics]

i dont care if i sound bitter but the best way to support lgbt people u see in public is to leave us alone (unless they are in danger) but like if you see a same gender couple just walking down the street holding hands like just stay quiet… even if you want to say something like how brave we are or whatever like? it’s still alienating bc we all know that you wouldn’t stop a straight couple on the street to tell them the same thing

[cringepics]

this goes for like actually all interactions like - this one girl in my class always asks me about my gf but i dont know her well but doesnt ask the other girls about their boyfriends like - being polite is one thing but gay people notice if we are being singled out and its awkward, no matter how “supportive” you think you’re being

[packmybagsgetontheroad]

Exactly! Lgbt people aren’t somehow “better” than straight or cis people. The community just wants simplicity. To be like everyone else.

[cringepics]

oh no we are better just leave us alone

[bravestavenger]

Here’s the thing, yeah, young and menace doesn’t “sound like previous fall out boy music” but lyrically… it’s so fucking them.

[emilypemily]

GOOD TWEET

[saintdollyparton]

#bye don’t call me out like this#also this is basically hayley kiyoko vs. lynn gunn

[niestein]

for real tho