YOU WILL PILOT THE ARK ONE DAY, MY PRECIOUS DOG

[mana voice] everyone look at my fucked up dog

[my-hero-lemillion]

[geckked]

canon labru interaction

[orphetoon]

i never want to animate again

[punkitt-is-here]

putting this here too why not

[starlit-dreaming]

i had to immortalize this because the world deserves to see it

[apocryphosnow]

DGM 252 and 253 Spoilers

I just caught up with the manga and I can't believe Allen Walker has at least four dads now. The dad count just keeps going up

[bluedelliquanti]

One of my favorite things about rewatching Cowboy Bebop is seeing all these one-line characters that you instantly know everything about from how they decorate their tiny box in space.

[bigbigtruck]

i learned directly from this

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

[queenmelodis]

Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be

[tigergirltail]

Having to navigate someone's entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual

[bixbythemartian]

the number of 'easy 3 step spell to fly' that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero

[friendlyloner]

Three words "BuzzFeed Spell Hacks"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

five minute witchcrafts

[jabberwockypie]

Can not emphasize enough that there are IRL articles about spells and witchcraft that read like that. It would not be that much of a stretch to go full recipe blogger.

[lasrina]

Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "How to cast a light spell"

Remembering that time I waded through "This is my family's super-secret can't-miss light spell! When my grandmother was a child in Lithuania, she had a pet pony named Brambles" only for the spell to call for six candles and a bottle of holy lighter fluid

Delete delete delete delete

Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "reddit how to cast a light spell"

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Trying to figure out if the "moon fed rosemary" is really an important part of the spell or if regular rosemary will work and the author is just trying to get me to spend $19.99 plus shipping

[beybuniki]

touya and shoto’s friends

[tenderandmild]

In another lifetime

[habken]

I had a vision

[habken]

Deku's first day on the job is going great

[marusketch]

frieren doodle to recalibrate my tablet drivers after an unexpected system drive death.

[patchworkwyvern]

[gregrulzok]

Shonen authors writing a hetero romance: They bicker... But... They KISS?!?!?! Revolutionary.

Shonen authors writing two male "best friends": They are friends, partners, family. They complete each-other. They've been together for so long it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins, and they know each-other so intimately that they can predict every action the other will take. They're opposites and yet they go together like a pair of gloves, they're yin and yang, they fill each-other's weaknesses and boost each-other's strength. They wouldn't be alive without one another, they wouldn't want to be alive without one another. Even when they're on different paths, they trust each-other blindly. Even as enemies they are willing to put their lives in each-other's hands. Their life goals involve one-another, all the roads in their life lead to their partner. A part of one will always be with the other, no matter how far apart the fates carry them.

[ikimaru]

have some CSM memes I forgot to post from a while ago 💀

[rrogueamendiares]

what do you mean it didn't go like this

[cerastes]

Demon Slayer so far has been

Tanjiro: “Oh fuck it smells like a tryst with danger in here!”

Bedframe Demon: “You… Look tasty.” *brandishes bedframe*

Tanjiro: “A bedframe? What will he do with it!?”

Bedframe Demon: *cooks up the craziest attack pattern bedframes have ever been used for and hits Tanjiro so hard that he breaks 78 ribs*

Tanjiro, literally dying: “Damn, alright.”

Tanjiro’s mom and siblings: “Stop fucking almost dying, poopiehead.”

Tanjiro: “ur rite” *gets up* “Bedframes are weak against children that jump on the mattress… This gives me an idea! Water Breathing! Twenty Sixth Form! [Children Jumping On The Mattress And Spilling Soda]!”

Tanjiro: *is animated so insanely beautifully while doing the sickest swordplay you’ve seen in shonen that you’d think this is the kind of visuals that only happen at the end of a movie, not every damn episode, obliterating the bedframe and cutting the Bedframe Demon’s neck*

Bedframe Demon, literally dying: “Ah… All I wanted when I was human… Was a bedframe…” *looks at Tanjiro’s kind baby eyes* “Holy fuck… He’s got such kind baby eyes…”

Tanjiro: “You killed plenty of people… Which is cringe… But you smell like… Someone that really loved bedframes… Rest in peace.”

And I love it