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"Cerberus"/21/♀️/♊Insuffrable degenrate/Hates everyone equally  I'm the joke, but you're the punchline 

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Who’s your go to brawler in the original ‘Streets Of Rage’?

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Pap Smear by Crystal Castles - Submitted by @liquid-void

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[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

If you're as blind as a blind shark, you can see just fine! Blind sharks have fully functioning eyes, and instead gets its name from its habit of retracting its eyeballs into its skull and shuting its thick lower eyelids when removed from the water. This species is actually notoriously hardy, and can survive up to 18 hours exposed to the air!

(Image: A blind shark (Brachaelurus waddi) by Erik Schlögl)

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🎃he getting ready🎃

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[neonelven]

Death parting man and woman by Gustav Vigeland / Oslo, Norway

[d3adhanded]

No kissing in MY presence

[melonisopod]

"I consent"

"I consent"

"I don't!"

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #15,400:

If you make someone feel bad for enjoying something, so long as they are not hurting anybody, you do not deserve to be in fandom spaces. I do not give a damn what the extenuating circumstances are, to make someone feel bad for their enjoyment is the very antithesis of fandom. No ifs, ands, or buts, you are a horrible person for making someone's enjoyment into pain because you can't let go of your own self-righteous bullshit.

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Fandom Problem #15,541:

I need all the "NOT ALL ART IS POLITICAL!!!!" people to understand that the things they're able to view as being apolitical are in fact informed by politics. You think things are "not political" in the same way that some people think they "don't have an accent". Yes, you do. You just incorrectly consider it to be the "default" because it's what's normal--to you.

[burningabyss572]

Just say you want art to reflect only your current political talking points and if they don't, they deserve to suffer.

[airshipcanon]

For everyone in the back who thinks "all art is political". You've probably seen it 100000 times, but you need to see it again, because you're clearly too fucking stupid to not realize that no, not every piece of art is political, you dumb fucking shit.

[shadewriter13]

"Something something Captializism something something Imperialsim something something Colonerzism something something Facist something something Misogynist"

Look I'm too tired to even do a joking 'break down' of what the art means like I did with Sonic games.

[mercaius]

Your self righteous pareidolia shouldn't be everyone else's problem.

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[theconcealedweapon]

"Capitalism lifts people out of poverty."

If that were true, poverty wouldn't exist.

There will soon exist a trillionaire. If capitalism is powerful enough to create a trillionaire, surely it must be powerful enough to accomplish every single one of its goals. So if one of the goals of capitalism is to end poverty, why does poverty exist?

[phoenix-theurge]

Things are not perfect, thus we must destroy the entire system and remake it worse.

Education lifts people out of illiteracy? If that were true, everyone would be literate. Therefore we must overthrow education and simplify everything so no one needs to read.

Sanitation lifts communities out of disease? If that were true, there would be no disease. Therefore, we must bathe in shit, and vomit in eachothers' mouths.

Government lifts communities out of lawlessness? If that were true, we wouldn't need laws. Therefore, we must have anarchy and crucify people in the streets for disagreeing with us.

You disgusting piece of communist trash.

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[susanoos-wife]

This isn't me trying to be edgy or anything but as someone who has grown up consuming the most unfiltered content the internet has to offer, i rlly think most people are too pussified nowadays. Like, the shit i see them clutching their pearls over is so stupid and insignificant. I especially can't stand that "grape/unalive" baby talk that came out of tiktok censorship and entered daily slang. Seeing grown adults talk like that makes my soul wither away.

Nah, I get you, it really is annoying as fuck the way people censor everything nowadays and people police other people online so much that they demand you constantly change how you talk and how you express yourself for their sake. As always, TikTok is at least partly at fault here thanks to the stupid tiktok-ification of speech with all the dumbass censored terms like sewer slide, diddy ahh blud, and pdf file and all that bullshit. At the end of the day, it's a reflection of the dumbing down of our culture and society and the dumber people are, the easier it is to push overzealous censorship on them.

[susanoos-wife]

If you're going to assume the worst of everyone else you encounter, don't demand that people handle you with kid gloves and treat you with endless compassion and validation.

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