A Pork Chop

A Pork Chop | 23 | Folk Punk Enjoyer | Occasional Reader of Books

[feldfrog]

Every 17 years, we have one of those Summers where there are millions of cicadas. Why is that the only bug that does that? Imagine if we had a Summer with millions of leaf bugs. I'd be like, what is this, Autumn?

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[kindredwhimsy]

"Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living. Since the dawn of time, roughly a hundred billion human beings have walked the planet Earth.

Now this is an interesting number, for by a curious coincidence there are approximately a hundred billion stars in our local universe, the Milky Way. So for every man who has ever lived, in this universe, there shines a star."

2001 Space Odyssey – Arthur C. Clarke

[thefugitivesaint]

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

[freshcuntgrass]

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

[thissweetenamor]

[thememedaddy]

[victusinveritas]

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[mark-gently]

dog mathematician: arff (arf and only arf)

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[mclennonyaoi]

my Corner #mycorner

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[the-haiku-bot]

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[carryondrawing]

Let Rocky say Fuck 2026

I like to think that while Ryland doesn't swear, Rocky NEEDS to swear

[aporkchop1]

It could be even better than that! We know that Grace's brain isn't wired for swearing. But we have no idea what Rocky is thinking! Rocky could be swearing in his own language constantly, and Grace would have no idea because he translated all of it to "gosh," "dang," and the like.

[steadynightruins]

Interview with Rise the zero-gravity indicator

[aroace-ryland-grace]

he's their woke dog

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism