The most ridiculous thing you stumbled upon

if it is crazy and weird and off the beaten path that is the road i will take.

[happifying-things]

[animatedamerican]

what an excellent kaiju

[ruffboi-mags]

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

[sa2ha]

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

[kiefbowl]

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

[kiefbowl]

[sunwukxng]

the saddest disney lyric is “now i see that if i were truly to be myself, i would break my family’s heart.”

i think about that a lot

[nerdgasrnz]

#did mulan have to go off? no

#did it? yeah

[it-mii]

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

[aurol]

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

[hagenk520-deactivated20210201]

The Boondock Saints: There Was A Firefight!

[apolohgy]

women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are 

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[pglang]

wanna chill with you at 1am and talk about how pretty your eyes look today

[ctrl-alt-delete-all-feelingz]

YES

[latenights]

Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Many Faces Of Rexie (2019 Edition)

[babbyygirrrl]

You cannot get mad at your significant other for expressing what upsets them. You can’t. Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. They’re upset for a reason. Genuine consideration is key.

[fuckyeah-bds-twd]

Murphy: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL.

[gemennair]

Studio Ghibli crossover anyone? I haven’t seen anyone do this yet so here you go ❤

[doona-baes]

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment