Plastic Bag In The Wind

Josie | 25 | I like naps and chicken nuggets

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[crevicedwelling]

location: moss oasis, endless barren waste

known for: moisture, spores, mite farming

[bogleech]

They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

[anxietyproblem]

[srdcovka]

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[innerchildabortionclinic]

#aborted

[arabwife]

eventually you’ll end up where you need to be, with who you’re meant to be with, and doing what you should be doing. patience is the key tho

[parkchanwoohoo]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[theonion]

Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was fun, but we’ve got our fill,” the report read in part, adding that after a couple weeks of watching men from places like Italy, Bulgaria, or wherever kick the ball back and forth, Americans were ready to thank everyone involved and move on to something else.

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[enki2]

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs