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She / her || <3

[tuuneoftheday]

Slow Pulp - Slugs

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[kosmogrl]

it’s 9pm I just got out of work and I have to go grocery shopping and then I have to make something to eat and take a shower and I have work at 9am

[sacred-portal]

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[qiyra]

[cryptotheism]

EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

[cryptotheism]

Okay don't laugh.

[cryptotheism]

Im something called a stink turkey okay

[ruinedchildhood]

[queen-shiba]

THIS IS HOW I FEEL EVERY DAAYYYYY

[ruinedchildhood]

[appelpies]

What do you mean she never lost at scrabble?? She only plays words under 20 points??? Has she never played against anyone good at scrabble??

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

[tabloidsores]

10 year old with a propeller cap, furrowed brow, and oversized plastic phone typing up "Anyone who likes toys more than me is an imaginationbrained activity addict, anyone who likes toys less than me is a joyless playcel"

[avicorax]

There's my favorite controversial fish eater

[anxeious]

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[geeses]

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

[askinnyblackman]

I hate when people shorten vacation to vaca. you gotta spell it “vacay” otherwise I’m just picturing a cow