MerthurAllure’s Shitposts

Pansexual, Genderfluid, In love with everyone. Author, Artist, Dreamer. [[[This blog is pretty much just used for shitposting now. @MerthurAllure is my sideblog that I use more often.]]] ~~~ Mostly Osomatsu-san, I DO POST BLMATSU (but I always tag it) Kirbymatsu on ao3

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[msilverstar]

World heritage post

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[dropoutvocalstims]

posting this again cause now its actually true

[sleepygayart]

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[anarchxst]

merr chrismas godzilla 2014 by legendfromthedeep

Tumblr took down the original

So here

[wreathedwith]

received this as I was writing smut about him and nearly had a heart attack

[cilantroodon]

[ID: An email from Paul McCartney with the title "What's That You're Doing?" End ID.]

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[marinella-ela]

[infectiouspiss]

dinking my oiter

[lucidseduction]

[liminalbeauty]

Holy crap.

[artphobos]

WELP, that ends my account.

[thelittlenoctua]

Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can't curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i've been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!

[liminalbeauty]

Worth a reblog for this great info.

[toboldlynerd]

[djotime]

He is very odd ❤️