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[applejuice382]

Extremely important and academic question for writing purposes — which signature Bath & Body Works scent would Allison wear

Warm Vanilla Sugar

Japanese Cherry Blossom

Paris Amour

Other (add in the replies)

Voting ended onMay 29

[userautumn]

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

[beyond-themist]

My headcanon that cannot pried out of my cold dead hands is that season 1 Derek is a 19 year old kid.

Like look at this dude!!! He's clearly just a kid. A little rough around the edges, a little big of a meaner face but he's just a wee kid. This is how college students look like!!!!!!

The way they make Derek look much older in the later seasons and try to claim that he's in his mid twenties or some shit??? IM CALLING BULLL

I think that was a way to make people stop shipping sterek by introducing a bigger age gap cuz jeff davis sucks.

I will forever and ever and ever stand by that this is just a lost 19 year old kid who is going through so much and he has no adults to help him through anything.

Kid barely knows how to buy groceries or a house or furniture. Look at how he fucking lives man.

[iwtv1976]

Obsessed with them

[applejuice382]

When I think of Stiles, I imagine him bringing a dog whistle to pack meetings to use as auditory warfare. Like, Hello! Human with multiple correct and lawfully concerning opinions coming through!

I think it would be even funnier if Stiles wasn’t even using it as a corrective thing, just as a teenage-guy-who-thinks-it’s-fucking-hilarious-to-pull-shit-on-his-friends-thing.

Like the same energy as that scene in season one when he gave Scott water in a gd dog bowl while Scott was handcuffed to a radiator 😭😭😭 Like… he even went through the effort to sharpie Scott’s name on it, Stiles thought it was such a fucking funny bit. If Stiles had a dog whistle I feel like it wouldn’t just get used as a “pay attention and listen to me,” he’d definitely abuse it and blow it to be petty whenever someone is saying something he doesn’t like, or even for no other reason than to annoy them, and then laugh about it afterwards

I feel like Stiles would feel entitled to poke fun at the lycanthropy because the werewolves get to enjoy the strength, speed, hearing, reflexes that comes with it. This way Stiles also gets to enjoy it… by exploiting it lmao. Stiles is very much a “get shit done” kind of person, but he’s also a little shit, and those things are not mutually exclusive 🫶

[beyond-themist]

that one tiktok trend with sterek

Stiles: My husband's gonna show you his book collection. You BETTER compliment him Derek(holding a bunch of books): So this is Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen-

And all the while Stiles stands in the back waving a knife around and glaring at the camera and making menacing gestures

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[gigglewater-art]

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[ninjaaa-go]

I love how Teen Wolf introduces Derek as this super powerful, intimidating threat, and then proceeds to show him getting the absolute crap kicked out of him every other episode

[caughtinthegrey]

season 1 scott and stiles attitude about derek is the funniest thing ever. stiles is all for derek dying all the time and scott is constantly going back and forth but scott so wishes this dude would leave them the hell alone.

[wanna-bee]

[fejoam]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[felixisfruity]

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character