5 and a HALF FEET OF AWESOMENESS

@applejuicelegend

I'm Daniel, your average ordinary everyday collegian/ trans guy from NC. I play drums, I like ultimate frisbee and getting the most out of life. If you ever need a safe place to talk about queer stuff or life in general, my inbox is always open. I'm like myself, only taller.

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moringmark

runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

nerdybreeding

I can’t stress this enough! If you like the stuff reblog it! Give feed back show the person that you think they are doing and amazing job

strangehorse

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog.

homunculus-argument

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

clestroying

I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa

fullofbugs84uy894ujui9

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

pussydeity-deactivated20151212

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car

how to tie the strongest knot ever

step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket

step 2: wait 1 minute

queerpong-blog

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

plants4

idk how id survive without water <3

funaynay-or-nay

You wouldnt

plants4

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

tries

nicki minaj is 30

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how

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she was born 30 years ago

twitblr

Safety is essential

puttingherinhistory

Okay this is funny but also good commentary because they’re both things whiny pissbaby men will refuse to wear because they mildly don’t like the way wearing them feels, and they think they personal comfort and pleasure is worth risking the safety of other people including their loved ones.