93.33333 degrees thats why they call me mr celsius

tachyon sinphony | she/he/it collectively | 🇵🇱 | i genuinely just post ballever | some nsfw posts, follow at your own risk your father is but a concept

[integrity-curious]

*taps mic* hello, tumblr user. in front of you is a my blog. your job will be to look at the above images, as well as understand and comprehend them, then make an informed decision on whether you wish to interact with me. should you fail to do so, you will be immediately ejected.

anyways, most of the stuff you'll find here is a mixed back of primarily minecraft youtube and danmei. do not expect consistency or tagged tws/spoilers. the tagging system is actually going to be wildly esoteric and unknowable to you, average tumblr user, unless we are already mutuals. good luck.

Q&A:

"are you an arg?" i don't know, are we?

"what does that tag mean, i've never heard of that media/character" either a) some wildly obscure shit, or b) ocs. feel free to ask either way.

"how many of you are there?" likely more than you think.

"where are you from?" probably not cambridge, massachusetts. "this pinned used to be more detailed." and it shall only get less so.

"what kind of system are you?" a disorganised one. what are you, a cop?

"why are you gay" the chemicals

"can you explain [philosophical concept]?" only if you pay all of us individually separate consultation fees and acknowledge none of the work is ours

"what is your opinion on the inevitability of death and the human condition?" pictures of ferrets

"any other questions?" i don't know, are there?

[tactiletelekonesis]

one thing i love about the phm fandom is the sheer amount of people who love stratt. like so many other fandoms would overlook her or hate her or reduce her into an evil caricature because shes a woman in a powerful position who did something bad to the white boy protagonist but the phm fandom ADORES her. and theyre right. eva stratt the character ever

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[nugbrownies]

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[electricalsun]

[hailed-marys]

[cloudabserk]

it wants to be close to me. probably because it is so cold and soft & it knows i am strong and warm

[jenny-holzer]

[assiraphales]

it’s kinda funny bc the videos of grace hanging out w rocky is the happiest eva stratt had ever seen him. like imagine guilts been haunting you and the laws been hunting you and for decades you have no idea if it’s been all for nothing and then….. first clip you see is the scientist and a sentient rock going “this is me and my BOI ✌️”

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[mori0427]

saw fanarts of humanized versions of the spaceships... had to join... my darlings

[astrlgray]

White guy on a suicide mission in space to save humanity I miss you so much

[derpycatsu]

end poem

[assiraphales]

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

[minart-was-taken]

I'm still reading but figured I'd take a break and get the visuals in my head on paper. Excited to watch the movie when I'm done :]

[doorstoplord]

Grace Rocky save stars!!

[minart-was-taken]

On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.