zetaquack

i want to get good at stuff and make that a problem for everyone else

[lantaniel]

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

[violentoffender]

[caelean]

At some point it goes from a person showing off perfect control of an industrial vehicle to being a present and patient lorge beast wanting to help.

[devicecontact]

I remade my gaster cosplay mask

[greentrickster]

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

[getintherobot]

????????

[wizardarchetypes]

Aaron Wheelz

[animefreaksfall-in]

[neenarchive]

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

[neenarchive]

going to be honest i don't think making a joke about how the naming conventions of computer parts are kind of silly and counterintuitive really warrants this kind of response. like the original post isn't even about gender or being #justagirl. some of you have got to start thinking 'would i respond this way to a man talking about computers having goofy names'. liiike. i'm saying this as a fellow girlmath joke hater, i wish you'd never looked up what a keyboard was

[overclockedopossum]

I have literally won overclocking competitions. I have a massive computer hardware collection. I am amongst the foremost authorities on certain niche pc hardware bullshit that no-one cares about.

Let me tell you all, I am 100% with OP on this. What the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps?

Like the Ryzen 7 7736U is actually one generation older than the Ryzen 5 7640U, what are people supposed to do? You know which character indicates generation? It's the 3rd digit in the big 4-digit number! 7736U vs 7640U. Meanwhile there's a Ryzen 5 8640U and I genuinely can't remember if anything is different between that and the 7640U. But I'm like 80% sure the Ryzen 5 230 is exactly the same as the Ryzen 5 8640U.

And these are just AMD processors!

[bethanydelleman]

My husband builds and sells computers as a hobby. He writes on the top of his advertisements when selling them "will run Fortnite at full graphics settings" and most of the time, that is literally all the customer wanted to know but the advertisements and long-winded descriptions won't tell them

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[eregyrn-falls]

It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

[pawnshopsouls]

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

[rocketbirdie]

heh. didn't even stand a chance.

[clapuhands]

to everyone in the notes asking for a translation: panel 1: "weigh your heart" (the suffix pronoun for heart should be .k not .ti i think but i see what you are going for. also, my copy of faulkner doesn't have a copy of the word but it's pretty clear from context what it means) panel 4: "what"

anyway op good job this is really funny and better than 99.9% of hieroglyphs on the internet

[rocketbirdie]

i'm gonna be completely honest, i am floored that i got it like ~90% correct. two hours into slamming my head into wiktionary i just said screw it and left it up to chance.

anyway! i am now committing to the bit and studying egyptian in my off time. this is the direct result of me downloading yugioh master duel on an impulse like 3 months ago. life sure has a way of throwing some killer curveballs huh

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[leahplease]

A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

[leahplease]

Hey this post was just brought back to my attention and it still fucks

[leahplease]

No this doesn't get to hide in the tags it's too good

@hyacinth82

[scruncheduppaper]

does anyone want to see my deltarune madoka magica crossover

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tisanegarden]

Yep, that'll do it

[aniseandspearmint]

Reminds me of the time i was at a second hand store and the cashier asked if i was buying movies for my kids when i came up to the counter with a couple anime DVDs

It was Princess Mononoke and HELLSING.

A shocking amount of people continue to believe animation means cartoon means its all for kids, no matter any evidence to the contrary.

She was stunned when i explained that Helsing was bloodier than a Tarantino movie and thoroughly NOT child appropriate (ymmv on Mononoke).

[sturner-artblog]

Tenner

[memeuplift]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

kids are amazing. I'd kill to have that confidence!

[liberty-outlaw]

Fake it til you make it. I am now going to have that confidence

[skippyisntfunny]

[transperceneige]

Little gem from Reddit