Apricot

History nerd, humanities nerd in general.

[apricot1312]

מײַן ערשטע ייִדישע פּאָעמע

.איך ווינטש

.אָ, איך ווינטש

-אַ פרוי

.מיט ווייכער הויט און גוטע ווערטער

-אַ האַנט

.מיט אַ שטאַרקן גריף און אַ ווייכער האַלט

-אַ שטערן

מיך צו הערן, צו זיצן מיט אַ הויכער בוזעם

.מיך צו זען, און מיך צו צו פאַרלאָזען

,יעדען טאָג, זענען דאָ אַ סך פרויען

.אָבער זיי זענען נישט מײַן פרוי

,יעדען טאָג, זענען דאָ אַ סך הענט

.אָבער זיי זענען נישט מײַן האַנט

,און יעדע נאַכט, זענען דאָ אַ סך שטערן

.אָבער מײַן שטערן איז נישט דאָ

אָנשטאָט דעם, איך ווינטש

,אַ פרוי

,אַ האַנט

.אַ שטערן

[apricot1312]

If they're extra big you call them ma'ammaries.

[redcorset]

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

[jadeinretrogrde]

if you're ever worried you've bungled a social interaction just remember at least you're not a woman with a metal cage on her head telling the small child that she just met that she ate her husband too fast, no seasoning

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[headspace-hotel]

[finnskeeper]

What's your word?

I got "spot"

[queer-as-city-folk]

I got "perfect"

[confettiwhiskers]

SPECTRUM????

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Mastermind

[datasoong47]

I got "master"

[brightlotusmoon]

Satisfied...

[naamahdarling]

Mood

[theabigailthorn]

hell yeah i got "book"

[apricot1312]

"mold". I'm not even gonna fight it

[apricot1312]

It's so hard to go through life when someone can come along tooting the profanity horn on the insult train at you :/

[brassbasilisk]

Just found this gorgeous leather-bound and embossed materials encyclopedia from 1944 in a bookstore for $25 USD, I'm so thrilled about it I've been reading through the technical data entries for various materials like it's a novel. The cover is barely worn and the pages are pristine, might bring this into class to share with my professor.

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[apricot1312]

I've been showing Fantasy High to my parents and they have been joking that sometimes when Brennan rolls dice behind the screen it looks like he's jerking off. Which is a fine joke but now I can't not see it.

[ecopunkhoneybee]

me: god I keep burning myself on steam while im cooking im so stupid

the voice of ragh barkrock in my head: do you think I'm beating the shit out of myself every time I burn myself on steam? that shit is literally invisible!

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

reminder for all the jewish people out there: your goyische friends/family/roommates might start putting up lights and trees soon. this is part of the "christmas" celebration, a holiday that recognizes the birth of santa claus. jesus christ brings all the children presents and puts them under a big tree! its like their version of tu bishvat its on december 25th every year, so the day actually changes on the hebrew calendar. its their most major holiday and its only one day long! how peculiar. you can support your friends by putting small gifts in the biggest sock you can find or by finding a little hanging decoration called an "ornament" which they will put on their "tree". if they put it towards the top this is a huge compliment in their culture

[catilinas]

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[apricot1312]

How I feel about doing the dishes

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[algorithmist]

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

[lizbethborden]

[apricot1312]

But does a handshake count as sex?

[lizbethborden]