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warheads-r-us-deactivated202301

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”

dysfunctionalcreature

the beauty of Wolf 359 is that it says "everyone deserves a second chance". the tragedy of Wolf 359 is that it also says "but not everyone gets that chance".

#wolf359 #w359

arthur-dot-jpeg

they’re friends. to me.

#phm #w359 #project hail mary #wolf359

conquered-gnomes

I need everyone who’s been simultaneously posting about Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung to go listen to Wolf359. If your current special interest is men being sent to die in space you are gonna LOVE Doug Eiffel

#me literally writing a phm x w359 crossover #ok like 3 of rhem. I HAVE IDEAS

aroace-ryland-grace

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

#phm #project hail mary

valeriapryanikova

hope has blood on her hands

#project hail mary #phm #MY BELOVED

hazzahoun

Adore his polite little pose here 🫶 and whatever that hev (food??) suit alert was on about.

#hl2vrai #hes literally my perfect shayla i missed him so bad

garaks-padded-bra

what the hell

#hl2vrai #:)

astroadonis

I feel your presence like a rash on my skin

P.S. - I’m in no way implying that the colors on Gordon mean anything (because it’s just technical difficulties), I just thought the association was fun!

#hl2vrai #hlvrai #hlage #MY SONNNNN MY SON IS HERE