black. white. green or blue ,
show off ur natural hue
flamingo
oh oh oh oh
if ur multicoloured thas cool too
cherry valley forever
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@aptly-enigmatic
black. white. green or blue ,
show off ur natural hue
flamingo
oh oh oh oh
if ur multicoloured thas cool too
steller’s jays are all beautiful birds, but they have small variations across subspecies. and while i appreciate all the subspecies this
does not have the same impact without the Eyebrows
Having multiple cats is fun because when one cat figures out how to successfully communicate a particular want or need, soon all of the cats are doing it – but this also means you need to have a firm hand, because if one cat gets way with expressing a bad habit it will spread.
i might just be autistic but data entry fucking rules dudes you just. enter the data. you take the data and you plug it in. then what? who knows! who cares. the data. has been entered. what next? buddy you’re not gonna believe this it’s more fucking data. excel used to be my enemy but now she is my best friend
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?
sirens are the funniest mythical monster in my opinion. they're just like "get over here boy *tears you asunder*
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you
GO WHITE BOY GO!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
he cast the spell of "shut up your noisy neighbor"
airline customer service: hello this is SAS how can i help me: ok so i booked a flight with you just now and i’d like to reserve a space for my pet in the cargo hold, i’m bringing a cockatiel SAS: (audibly worried) uh… uhm… i’m not sure we can… transport that kind of um… pet? me: oh, huh? i did ring to check before i booked and the guy on the phone said it’d be fine? SAS: (”dealing with unhinged customers” voice) uh. ok. well, i guess i can try to check… just give me some cage dimensions. how big is its cage me: well i got him a teeny tiny travel cage, so… 50x30x30, at most SAS: centimeters?? me: yeah? is there a problem? SAS: can you tell me exactly how big is this crocodile??? me: COCKATIEL SAS: …OH
I’m dying.
To be fair to the SAS agent, customer service is just like that.
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
oompa loompa doopity dare
the court finds you breached your duty of care
oompa loompa doopity disk
that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
oompa loompa doopity do
only a partial judgment for you
Oompa loompa doopity doubt,
The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
4 days until wet rat wednesday
3 days until wet rat wednesday
1 day until wet rat wednesday
happy wet rat wednesday
Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath
yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage
Hey if you google “a really little frog” you can just look at pictures of really little frogs. Hope this helps.
reptiles really went off with basking on warm rocks. i’ve done it before and honestly? it fucks