jester of hearts

- sam - 27 - he/him - I've been here 14 years and I'm not allowed to leave

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[cat-faces]

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[importantcatpics]

[devinellekurtz]

My take on the moment when Aang & Appa reunite after the lost days

[beemovieerotica]

idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.

like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"

[gallusrostromegalus]

Modern Cotylorhynchus

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[gingerpines]

pricefield sketch dump bc i cannot stop drawing them!!! more to come

[le-panda-chocovore]

Yuri on Ice is so funny because it's a 15yo emo kid and a 23yo anxious adult fighting for the same man on International Level Competitions, but it's not cringe because the teenager is the only one beefing seriously while the other guy is just trying to be as gay as possible to charm the public and keep his man.

[rickybabyboy]

Okay mom im ready for my shower

[tokillarockingbird]

one of the most shaped creatures of all time

[rickybabyboy]

YES

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[byjove]

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting