arachne's mess of bad fashion and worse jokes

resident weirdo wherever i live, he/him, er/ihm

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[edenemy-art]

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

[stinkyfishboy]

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

[sexhaver]

i see a lot of people in the notes of the Cop Annihilator Slide video wondering why the titular cop came out at Mach 5 while the Scot in the video descended at a leisurely pace. there are actually two equally important reasons for this:

most people go down wearing less-than-grippy shoes and long pants. your skin and shoes have a way higher coefficient of friction on steel than any fiber, particularly synthetic ones. this is why the cop, wearing a vest and long pants, came out like a bullet. on the other hand, you can literally hear the squeaking of the Scottish guy using his asscheeks as brake pads over the bagpipes, and he's digging his heels in to slow himself down even further.

the slide is alive and it hates cops specifically

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

In fairness, they are correct about those things.

As for me, I LOVE vegemite, and lying to foreigners.

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[joeyclaire]

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

[pirateherokillian]

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

[joeyclaire]

thank you for this addition seriously

[serenfire]

starting a collection of deleted scenes grace panty shots for the common good

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[pangur-and-grim]

I swear to GOD I’m not vagueing my situation, but I made a post recently about books I was planning to read this year, and I find it very….. interesting that multiple people came into my inbox afterward to tell me that all the queer authors in the bunch had sinned. like maybe they had, I dunno. it wouldn’t stop me reading (I love Interview with the Vampire, I have Thoughts about Anne Rice, etc). but it is interesting that none of the non-queer authors merited this whisper campaign, despite some of them honestly deserving it. not saying anything outright here, just making an observation. listening and learning. you know

[pangur-and-grim]

[theconcealedweapon]

[arachne-is-hela-cool]

The last 5 times i went to work i missed my tram bc it was early so today i was extra early and guesss what. guess fucking what??

[lazeylily]

you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.

[lazeylily]

if you respond to sincerity with "ironic" deflection, people will learn that they can't be sincere with you. do you want people to be sincere with you? you have to be sincere with people.

if you want to be loved, don't play hard to get, make the act of loving you feel good. if you liked it, just say thank you. being embarrassed is cute.