arachne's mess of bad fashion and worse jokes

resident weirdo wherever i live, he/him, er/ihm

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[homunculus-argument]

As my "I am aware that this is insane and irrational and therefore nobody can criticise me" of the day, I get irrationally pissed off by people who suck at eating.

"uguuu waah why am I feeling so yucky ;____; no I did eat today, I ate a slice of dry toast 15 hours ago, that's solid so that counts as a meal" bitch shut the fuck up if you hate chewing and swallowing that much get yourself a goddamn feeding tube. actually no I know your address, I'm coming over and I'm grabbing a garden hose from the hardware store on the way. I've never installed one before but we're about to learn together.

[poisoned-sugar11]

I think maybe you aren't a good ally to disabled people.

[homunculus-argument]

Say what you will, but I never hear people who forget to go to the bathroom get all cutesy and giggly about it. Nobody gets all "oopsie woopsie I ignored my body cues and peed the bed again 🥺🥺🥺 my little body can't hold all this pee and I'm tinkling myself every other day 🙈🫣" when they talk about having issues like that.

It's always the people who forget to fucking eat.

[the-evermore-willow]

the kkc frame story is for the former gifted kids who grew up to be average and burned out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The problem with meal prep is that I tend not to use recipes or measure things if I can help it which means that I did NOT properly proportion my veggie bake ingredients and now I have like. A kilo of leftover baked sweet potato slices. So I guess I'm eating sweet potato tomorrow.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The other problem with meal prep is The Dishes.

[patchoulism]

[aliny-ssuu]

Study

[melgillman]

no one asked but I’m telling you anyway

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[the-everything-remover]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[finbowl]

Saw the eridian hating committee by @edenisquiet and finally thought of a joke so I drew this up. I hope the little haters become just as big as the welcoming committee

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[edenemy-art]

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

[stinkyfishboy]

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

[sexhaver]

i see a lot of people in the notes of the Cop Annihilator Slide video wondering why the titular cop came out at Mach 5 while the Scot in the video descended at a leisurely pace. there are actually two equally important reasons for this:

most people go down wearing less-than-grippy shoes and long pants. your skin and shoes have a way higher coefficient of friction on steel than any fiber, particularly synthetic ones. this is why the cop, wearing a vest and long pants, came out like a bullet. on the other hand, you can literally hear the squeaking of the Scottish guy using his asscheeks as brake pads over the bagpipes, and he's digging his heels in to slow himself down even further.

the slide is alive and it hates cops specifically

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here