[orcboxer]

they could literally make way more popes. it's artificial scarcity

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what could ever go wrong with having multiple popes

[arachnidsghost]

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[mergers-and-executions]

[nonging]

"Mechty at the Apothecary"

By Karias - K

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

[lyrslair]

[transpigeon]

job search

[doubleca5t]

And brother there's no place like home

[arachnidsghost]

what compels people to shit in urinals

[bibboss39]

doodels

[rosamundpikegf]

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[swhftt]

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️

50. I don't want Warlocks to win, I just need Hunters to lose

✍️Written by Frank on twitter

[shadow-von-vamp]

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

[orcboxer]

my most controversial ship? heh...the Thomas W Lawson

[orcboxer]

motherfucker unlimited

[orcboxer]

you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer

This experimental piece o' shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.

Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.

The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.

This one's for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times