Too dumb for New York, too ugly for LA

[roseiaghost-deactivated20220105]

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[kingofthehillcaps]

[marcelanunes]

Brittany Murphy in Uptown Girls (2003)

[mysillycomics]

[growingup-a-90s-kid]

Polly pockets 👒👗👙

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[scullysflannel]

it’s even funnier in writing

[kthrynhahn]

#me when i win anything

[d1rtypaws]

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

[chastainjessica]

My kids who are at home and watching, look! Well, if you’re not, then, well done, but I sort of hope you are. This is not going to happen again. And any little girl who is practising their speech on the telly, you never know. I used to work as a cleaner and I loved that job, I did spend quite a lot of my time imagining this. — Olivia Colman’s acceptance speech at the Oscars

[pr1nceshawn]

[minuty]

You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you are that person, but until you can see this clearly, you must pretend and invent.

Paulo Coelho (via minuty)

[twitterlols]

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

[bob-belcher]

Ariana Grande - Thank u, next

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

immediately getting over it is something we missed though