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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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oozey mess
almost home
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Artistic prosthetics
Yeah this is cool but how about a source? Every single one of these beautiful prosthetics is from The Alternative Limb Project which is run by Sophie de Oliveira Barata. She has made other incredible limbs as well. Check them out here!
The models are
Viktoria Modesta with her Crystal leg
Ryan Seary with his Anatomical leg
Jo-Jo Cranfield with her Snake arm
Viktoria Modesta, again, with her Stereo leg
Kiera Roche with her Floral Porcelain Leg
there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed
I cant believe we all decided to love this
But have been sleeping on this
The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.
I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain
The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!
So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍
this post just gets worse and worse
Wuji - guqin version.
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[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
good morning to women above 5’7, men below 5’5, bisexuals with clear phone cases, girls that hated the color pink growing up but like it now, college students ignoring academic emails, high school students that are cheating in all their classes, ppl who own too many candles or mugs, lesbians that had a crush on their best friend, ppl who have never watched one piece, ppl that don’t drink coffee or tea, girls that wear false lashes, men that wear chapstick, ppl that were dinosaur kids, and last but not least ppl who play as yoshi in mario kart
in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite
run-on sentences are adhd culture
“Imagine you’re just finishing your shift as a picker at an Amazon warehouse. All day long you’ve been carting items for other people, under giant letters on the wall that spell “work hard. have fun. make history.” The pandemic has been hard on you. You can tell from what people are buying that it’s been hard on just about everybody. But as you come off shift, you get life-changing news. Jeff Bezos, founder and chief executive of Amazon, has decided to give you a bonus. In fact, he has decided to give every single employee of Amazon — some 876,000 people — a one-time pandemic bonus. A $105,000 bonus. Serious money. The kind of money that, if invested over a couple of decades, would give you a real retirement nest egg. The crazy thing? The money he is giving you — it’s merely the extra wealth he gained during the pandemic, wealth that you built. After he has paid out those $92 billion in bonuses, he will still be comfortably off. In fact, as rich as he was before coronatime. Of course, Bezos isn’t going to do this. But the fact that he could is one of the striking findings of a new report from Oxfam on plutocratic profiteering from the pandemic. The report, of which The.Ink got an exclusive preview, makes clear that the billionaire class hasn’t just fiddled while Rome burns. It has made a fortune from the flames.”
— Billionaires won corona - The.Ink
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Actually useful shit to have as a witch
You really don't need all the fancy bullshit every tumblr influencer will ever tell you to use. Here's my countdown ofaxtually useful shit.
A pocket knife, preferably with a wood handle. Use that bitch for everything, enchant it, carve symbols in it. It will absolutely be your best friend.
A good bag or backpack with a couple of plastic or ziploc bags in it. If you ever run off into the woods to find minerals, bones, plants, etc. A set aside bag and some things to store your treasures in becomes a necessity.
Basic divinatory sets. You don't have to buy fancy shit, learn to divine with playing cards and dice, or learn geomancy, lithomancy, or rune casting with homemade sets. A tarot deck is nice, but it isn't necessary when you've got so many other divinatory aids available.
A nice sized chunk of scrap cloth. When you process dried plants or sort new ones, that shit can and will get everywhere. A scrap piece of muslin or linen can help contain all of that mess and make clean up way easier.
A stash of good rocks. Draw sigils or symbols on those babies and leave them in the garden, the windowsill,property boundaries, under the stoop, etc. You can never have too many good rocks.
A pendulum, for fucks sake. The cards are going to be vague as hell when you're trying to figure out yes or no questions, and using a candle to communicate with spirits is really fucking hard outside. If you can't afford one, find a nice chunk of pointy quartz and learn to macrame.
A workspace. Everyone talks about having big fancy altars, but no one mentions that you need a good surface to do all your work on.
Storage, so much storage. I'm not talking about mason jars and pill bottles, I'm talking about where you put all the things you put in those jars. Having a workspace with drawers is immeasurably helpful.
A broom and water source. You're going to be cleaning up after yourself a lot, it's helpful to have a jug of water and a broom that stays by your workspace.
A mode of cleansing. I make a salt concoction to scatter around my workspace on short notice and store it close by.
On that note: SOMETHING TO CANCEL SPELLS WITH. Eventually, something will go wrong. You'll want to end that spell immediately. Have something to do it with.
A strainer. If you don't have a blender, rub dried plants across it to get a powder. If you do have a blender, you can strain that powder with it. Either way, if you intend to powder shit, get a strainer.
Small trays. It makes drying flowers so much easier if you have a small metal surface to contain them with- then just stick those suckers in a southern window and let em go.
Yarn/string scraps. Having a box or drawer of scraps makes trying this up to dry easier and a bit less wasteful.
A stash of offerings for whatever you work with. Honey for fae, coins for graveyard gatekeepers, alcohol for ancestors, etc.
Protective talismans or charms. Once you're into all of this stuff, you'll likely stick your nose in something you shouldn't. Having basic protection with you or in your workspace is incredibly important. A key and hagstone with red string is simple and effective.
A lighter- so many people forget the most basic shit. You're going to want to light shit on fire if you're a witch.
And a last tip- if something is too hard for a mortar and pestle, a plastic bag and hammer works too.
Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this
🌺 Cheyenne
I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this
I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.
ALL HAIL DISCO SHRIMP
[image id: person in a homemade shrimp costume dances to dance music, flopping the hand-held front legs heartily. they are clearly having a good time]
A landback legal primer for landowners - (credits on slides, not mine)
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Land Back: A Guide to Returning Stolen Land To Your Indigenous Community By Corinne Rice and Andrew Perera
Today’s lesson is written in partnership with my younger brother Andrew. He holds a Masters of Jurisprudence in Indian Law from the University of Tulsa, College of Law. He and I worked very hard on this lesson for you guys and hope to give you all a better understanding of the process of returning land to Tribal Nations and some action items for you too!
Let’s start with the colonial understanding of land ownership and how that differs from the Indigenous idea of land stewardship. When we say “Land back!” We are forced to argue this within the colonial construct of ownership, so that we can have our lands to practice stewardship. Care of the land. Traditionally we as indigenous people (and I speak for my cultures not pan-indigenously) do not OWN land. We cannot own your mother.
But because we exist in a space that is controlled by a federal government that requires things like deeds of trust etc, we fight in that arena. With their tools. We were forced to sign Treaties. A colonial construct as well, but we understand that the Wasicu (white man) values his legal papers.
Now that we have that understanding… Can land belong to a Tribal Nation? Yes! But we need to talk about Johnson v. McIntosh first.
In 1823 the Supreme Court saw a case that started what many know to be the Holy Trinity of fucking over Tribal nations and sovereignty. Johnson v. McIntosh established the idea that Tribal Nations were incompetent and unable to care for their own lands, and deemed entire nations to be “wards of the federal gov.” Tribal lands were then decided to be held in trust and managed for tribal nations. Doing this started a chain of events that still effect nations today. Things like funding for Indian Health Services and other necessary funding can be withheld by the federal gov if they requirements.
So you want to give your land back..
Let’s say Joe Smith, a farmer from South Dakota decides he wants to give his 120 acres of land back to the Lakota Nation. Here’s how he could do it.
He would start by presenting to the Tribal Council at their next council meeting, showing his land, that he wants to return it to the Tribe, and would then sign over his land deed to the tribe.
He would still be able to live on his land, the tribe would not have access to it. He could still farm etc. The main difference would be that his land would now fall under tribal jurisdiction and not state. He would pay Tribal taxes on his property and not state tax. The details of this varies by nation so if this is appealing to you, ask!
The tribe would submit that transfer of land title to the federal gov., and then the government would add that land into their trust. This takes 1-5 years to finalize.
So when has this worked successfully ??
Many many times! Mostly farmers and land owners, there have even been successful transfers of land back to tribal nations from cities! / End id ]
Thank you so much for taking the time to type this ID out @icouldalwayseatyourbrain ❤️
Bibbity bobbity boo!
I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.
I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.
@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!
do you ever read about clean eating and intermittent fasting and cleanses and all that shit and just think about how good the wellness industry is as repackaging dangerous and disordered eating habits as shiny wellness routines and become literally enraged
i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley
i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman
A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!
…. do you need something, or?
Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.
what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea
im short circuiting
reading this post was like falling down the stairs
