Homosexual or Homocide? Impossible to choose.

He/They, a blog dedicated to these goofy ahh cookies

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[arbitrarycookieblog]

I had a thought that Wildberry has Hollyberry's smile/laugh bc I'm soft and then. I had the idea to edit her smile over his sprite and.

Cackling.

[janayuga]

(tw/ slight gore(?) its strawberry jam i swear)

Chip organized dinner for his dads majesties!! He’s a good boy!!!

Vanilla considers going vegan after this.

[cessmaga]

Nobody:

The entire fandom interpreting Crunchy Chip Cookie's height:

[arbitrarycookieblog]

What do you mean this is canon accurate

He is canonically two(2) apples tall

(/silly)

[janayuga]

I just woke up from a 2h post-dinner nap and felt the urge to draw something.

This is the product after struggling for 1.5 hours.

[arbitrarycookieblog]

BREAKING: Local twinky manloser is wanted by everyone

[janayuga]

The fucking chokehold wildchip has me in rn

[arbitrarycookieblog]

Some Cappuccino/Almond comics I whipped up to promote my gay cringefail fanfiction

Idk if I can link it here bc they're woohooing and tumblr is weird abt spice but it's "Some R&R" on ao3 :)

[wonderfull-star]

For some reason I thought that Licorice would be greatly disgusted by something like this.

Like, yes, I knew it would be too immoral for him! And someone else thought that Licorice works with flesh and beetles...

Wait, he almost threw up?? Now this is interesting. I knew that it would disgust Licorice. But so much??

Could this be partly related to his past?Who knows..

[mysticflourcookie]

anyways why did the Chinese Cookie Run social media post a video about licorice being alone on Halloween wishing vampire would suck his blood in a really homoerotic way while including the term “MASH-turbate” as part of the lyrics

[captain-angler]

[zeekozic]

[softlymidnight]

The Cookies of Darkness play D&D (to disastrous results)

Youtube Mirror

[arbitrarycookieblog]

Ao3 is apparently DFoS'd and I am NOT okay

[avenuenewname]

reminder that the english voice actors of wildberry and crunchy chip both like wildchip

that's it, that's the post

[pomegranatecookiez]

i feel like starting some shit so im just gonna come out and say it. the way devsisters treats m/m relationships (and honestly? any kind of straightn’t relationship) is really starting to bug me

its not at a point where i feel comfortable calling it “queerbaiting” but by god it is getting close. i was already iffy on the way they treated espresseleine (remember the valentines day post? i try not to) but the way wildberry and crunchy chip were written in odyssey and ESPECIALLY odyssey chapter three really sealed the deal for me in terms of, yeah, theyre pandering to fujoshis here. it hasnt been long since odyssey ended but i have a gut feeling that wildberry and crunchy arent gonna show up again for a long time, if ever. which when you consider how often they dipped their toes into “hohohoehoho oh man isnt this kinda gay? aint this kinda fruity” territory (the scene where wildberry carries him. they absolutely knew what they were doing) without ever doing anything that implies any kind of unambiguous romantic attraction between them started to feel really skeevy the longer it went on. like, haha, look at these two guys being stupid and gay together. too bad you’re probably never gonna see them again and we’re never gonna elaborate beyond that lol :) i could be proven wrong but i’d be genuinely surprised if i was.

and thats not even getting into how they have a tendency to use same sex crushes for comedic purposes. theres milk cookies crush on dark choco which, at this point, can NOT be interpreted as anything other than romantic. and while not a m/m example, pomegranate’s in a similar situation where they’ve done everything to imply she has some kind of psychosexual obsession with dark enchantress cookie that isn’t just making her say “man i sure do wanna fuck my boss” in the game itself. thankfully sea fairy and moonlight’s relationship hasn’t been used to tease fans or played for laughs, but that should be the standard, not the exception. 

it’s important to mention that cookie run generally hasn’t dabbled in any kind of explicit romantic relationships between its characters until recently, mint choco and cocoa cookie’s relationship is the first time they’ve shown it so openly and even then, they aren’t officially dating. but still, their relationship is played completely seriously, while gay ships, m/m ships especially, have to linger in some weird state of either being used for comedic effect, or used to tease fans who start foaming at the mouth uncontrollably when two men have any interaction that could be interpreted as even SLIGHTLY homoerotic.

i dunno man, just. let two men have a relationship on the same level as mint choco and cocoa’s without it being played for goofs. stop using pomegranate cookie’s unhealthy obsession with a woman who it’s heavily implied is manipulating her for “haha shes a SIMP” jokes. i know its a little dumb of me to expect good lgbt representation from a gacha game owned by a big company but they’ve done a good job with handling things like nonbinary characters and AGAIN we have sea fairy and moonlight proving they can do it at least somewhat decently and. im tired

[arbitrarycookieblog]

You're right and you should say it

[mysticflourcookie]

wildberry and crunchys “do you wanna take a bet on which kingdom you’ll like living in more” vs espresseleine’s “I want to retire with you in the vanilla kingdom”