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[arc-misadventures2]

An Honest Mistake

Ruby: Jaune, how could you?!

Jaune: I’m sorry… It was an accident…

Ruby: An accident?! How do you accidentally fuck my mother?!

Jaune: Well… To be fair… You, and your mom don’t have that many differences when you’re face to face, standing next to each other.

Ruby: Those being?

Jaune: Bust size, height, and hair length…

Ruby: Excuse me?! I have a big chest!

Jaune: Not compared to Summer you don’t…

Ruby: Grr…! Okay, there are differences! But, that still doesn’t explain how you confused us for one another!

Jaune: Well… I-If I can only see you from the waist down, from the bu… back! From the back! There really isn’t that much of a difference… E-Especially when you’re both wearing those tight sport tights… Ohh boy…

Ruby: And, just because you couldn’t tell the difference you decided to just have your way with my mother?!

Summer: To be fair, Ruby. If I had just cleared up the air, and said it was me, Jaune would have stopped. No questions asked, he would respect my boundaries, and he would have just stopped.

Jaune: While apologizing like mad…

Summer: That’s true, you know how much of a good, sweet, and caring man your boyfriend is Ruby.

Ruby: Grr… That’s true. He is all of those things, and more…

Summer: Glad you agree with me. That being said however, I never asked him to stop… I even encouraged him to go… harder with me… I could have stopped myself as I said… but I didn’t… and, for that I am sorry.

Ruby: And, why didn’t you?

Summer: Ruby, you must understand. I’m a lonely housewife, I’ve been all alone for years…  Knowing someone could still have such strong urges over me was just so… So intoxicating! I-I just couldn’t stop myself! I just needed to feel that desire, and lust of the flesh! I needed to feel the touch of a man upon my skin again, I was just blinded to the pleasure of it all! I just couldn’t stop it! That us until, you gave me the wake up call I needed, when you walked in on us…

Ruby: …

Summer: I’m sorry, Ruby… I shouldn’t have done that, I shouldn’t have done this to you, either of you! Because of me, I caused you to cheat on your girlfriend, and I slept with your boyfriend! I’m sorry, Ruby, I’m so, so sorry!

Ruby: I can forgive you mom… it was an honest mistake… But you, Jaune… how could you?!

Jaune: W-Well to be fair… You did say that if I ever found you… like that. I could just do it… no questions asked. So… I thought I did, so I did it…

Summer: Wait…? So, if the roles were reversed you would have been fine if I caught you in the act then?!

Ruby: What?! N-N-No I wouldn’t have!

Summer: Oh I get it now! You’re not upset I slept with your boyfriend; you’re upset that I didn’t catch you doing that with your boyfriend, aren’t you!

Ruby: N-N-No I’m not!

Jaune: Uhhh…?

Summer: Ruby Rose! You better explain yourself right now young missy, or else!

Jaune: Okay, hold on now…

Ruby: No I don’t, and I won’t! What I do with my boyfriend isn’t for you to know!

Jaune: …

Summer: I am your mother! Of course it is for me to know!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Am I in trouble for sleeping with Summer, and not Ruby…?

Ruby: Yes we use protection! I’m not ready to have his babies yet!

Summer: Yet?! Is there something else you’re not telling me about your relationship?!

Ruby: Nothing you need to know!

Jaune: …

Jaune: I'm… I’m just going to stay quiet now…

Summer: What?! I just met him, I don’t want to give you a new sibling?!

Ruby: Then why didn’t you stop him then?!

Jaune: Yeah… just stay quiet… deadly quiet…

Ruby: Jaune! Which one of us was better!

Summer: Yeah, which one of us was better!

RS: Tell us now, Jaune!

Jaune: Yep… I’m so dead… oh gods I am so dead now…

[kyanitedragon]

[ID: Arospec icons of three characters from RWBY, using screenshots from Volume 7. The first image is Ruby flying through the air, the second is Oscar from the chest up with a small smile, and the third is Penny leaning back and smiling with her eyes closed as her hair blows. Each row repeats these but with different flags. In order, the flags are: aromantic, diamond demiromantic (by @crimsxnflxwerz), and greyromantic. END ID]

[arc-misadventures2]

Another Mistake

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...

Jaune: So...

Yang: Quiet!

Jaune: Okay...

Yang: ...

Yang: Why?!

Jaune: W-Why?

Yang: How?!

Jaune: H-How?

Yang: Who?!

: Me~?

Yang: Shut up Mom!

Raven: Rude.

Yang: Jaune, my love, my goodest boi. My boyfriend who is too perfect for this world.

Jaune: Y-Yes?

Jaune: Why the fuck did you fuck my mom?!

Jaune: Uhh... It was an accident...

Yang: An accident?!

Raven: A wonderful accident~!

Yang: Quiet you harlot!

Raven: No~!

Yang: Grrr!

Yang: Okay Jaune... How is me... walking in on my mom ridding you... an 'accident?!'

Jaune: Well... I was heading to our room because I needed to put something away. And, I... And, I saw what I thought was your butt, jiggling about very provocatively from under the bed...

Yang: 'Provocatively?'

Jaune: A-And, well... Since I couldn't see the rest of her body from the waist up, and I could hear... gruntting sounds.

Yang: 'G-Grunting sounds...?!'

Raven: That swiftly changed to moaning sounds~!

Yang: Mom?!

Yang: Grrr! Go on Jaune!

Jaune: Y-Yes! So, when I saw that... delicious phat butt gyrating in the air. I... took a closer look, and decided to feel it up...

Raven: Ahh~! I completely froze when I felt someone feeling up my ass. I was about to scream in rage. But, it changed into a moan as i found those huge, muscular hands running all over me~!

Yang: Jaune give heavenly 'massages~!'

Jaune: Thank you...

Yang: He can make me 'explode' just from feeling up my chest~!

Raven: Can he know? We have to try that next time then Jaune~!

Yang: No wait! There won't be a 'next time!'

Raven: Not if I have anything to say about it~!

Jaune: So uhh... I was feeling up Raven's butt...

Raven: 'Ass~!'

Jaune: A-Ass... as I was feeling up her ass... I pulled down her shorts, and... she wasn't wearing any underwear... So I...

Yang: You weren't wearing any underwear?!

Raven: It was hot. But, thanks to Jaune, it got hotter~!

Yang: GRRR!!!

Jaune: And, well... I noticed how... aroused she was... so I put it in...

Yang: You put it in!?

Jaune: Uhh?! Well I...?!

Raven: Oh don't be so upset. These walls aren't thick enough for me not two hear the two of you going at it.

Jaune: What?!

Yang: Y-Y-You can hear us when we're doing it?!

Raven: Quite so. I always thought you were just putting it on. But, when Jaune started to pound away at me like an industrial jackhammer, I totally lost it~!

Yang: L-Lost it...?!

Raven: Every thrust felt like it was going in deeper, and deeper~! I haven't been down that in in years! I can't believe I tried to leg lock Jaune from behind. I wanted to make sure Jaune dumped all of his seed, and more in me when he finally exploded~!

Yang: S-S-Stop going into detail!

Raven: No~!

Yang: Grrr! Jaune, finish the story!

Jaune: O-Okay...?! Well... after we both... peaked...

Raven: Oh, my brained felt like it was fried~! So gooood~!

Yang: It feels so good~!

Jaune: I lifted the bed frame up to get, what I thought was you... out. And well... popped out Raven... I was about to start apologizing like mad, because well... I thought she was you Yang. But, before that could happen... Raven threw her shirt at me, and pounced me. And, started ridding me.

Raven: I was in the midst of a dry spell for a long time. So, finally getting some action, very satisfying action at that, I wasn't going to let him get away. Regardless of whether, or not he's my daughters boyfriend.

Jaune: But, then you walk in on us... And, well... Here we are.

Yang: Here we are... Well, that's the how... But, what about the why.

Jaune: W-Why?

Yang: Yes. Why did you fuck my Mom?

Jaune: Oh well... R-Remember the time we did it when your were 'stuck' in the washing machine?

Yang: Y-Yes...

Raven: The washing machine~?

Jaune: Well... you said if I ever got the chance where you were... 'Stuck.' That you wanted to... and t-these were you words! 'Rail my ass like a train.'

Raven: Like a train~?

Yang: S-Shut up...

Jaune: So I thought it was you, so I did just that...

Raven: Oh I get it now.

Yang: Get what?

Raven: You're not upset that I slept with your darling 'Bunny Knight~!'

Jaune: 'Bunny Knight?'

Yang: S-Shut up! And, what are you talking about?!

Raven: You're upset that it wasn't you getting railed under the bed, and it wasn't me who caught you in the act. Aren't you~?

Yang: W-What?! No I'm not!

Raven: Oh don't lie Yang. I saw the way you were blushing, biting your lip, and clenching your thighs when Jaune explained how he was breeding me~!

Yang: What?! You weren't trying to knock up my mom were you Jaune?!

Jaune: Uhh...?!

Yang: Jaune?!

Raven: Oh don't be so upset Yang. There's still time after all.

Yang: Time? Time for what?!

Raven: Time for you to have a go~!

Yang: WHAT?!

Raven: Oh come on Yang. As you can see, Jaune is still raring to go~!

Jaune: Ahh, Raven?!

Raven: And, you are dying to go. So, come on Yang... Get under the bed, and let 'Daddy' have his fun with his little girl~!

Yang: You heard that?!

Raven: I did, now come on Yang, Mommy left something under the bed just for you... Go on, and get it~!

Yang: ...

Yang: 'Gulp!'

Yang: Y-Yes Mommy...

Raven: Good girl~!

Jaune: A-A-Ah Raven?!

Raven: Relax~! I'm just keeping you primed, and ready to go darling~! We can't have you going down on us now can we~?

Jaune: I-I suppose so.

Yang: Grr! Uhhh?! I-I'm stuck!

Raven: Hmm? What was that Yang~?

Yang: ...

Yang: D-Daddy... H-Help me! I'm stuck!

Raven: Well... you heard her Daddy, you little girl needs you~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Alright. Let's do this.

[arc-misadventures2]

@madman479r

While on a patrol with Jessica (green lantern), Diana (wonder woman) and Karen Starr (power girl), Jaune is asked by Diana what FMK (or SMB) means

Jaune: MFK VII

Whilst on patrol about the city of Vale, a quartet of Hunters are really, really bored. So in the hope to alleviate their collective boredom one among them decides to ask a rather leading question.

~~~

Diana: Bored…

Jaune: So bored…

Kara: He board, she board, they all board.

Jessica: All aboard…

Jaune: I was gonna say that!

DJK: Hehehe!

Kara: But, seriously this is so boring!

Diana: I know! I kinda want to have a Grimm attack me just to elevate this boredom…

Jessica: I haven’t seen a single, Grimm all day.

Jaune: Consider that a good thing, means there’s no Grimm around, and people are less likely going to be attacked by them.

Kara: But, it’s so boring!

Diana: The best battle there is, is the battle you do not need to fight.

Jaune: Agreed. People will be at ease if we told them there are no Grimm around, then that there are Grimm about.

Jessica: Well can we at least find something to do! We’ve been walking around this forest for hours! I’m sooo bored!

Jaune: Well, maybe one of you can think of something to do then.

Kara: Okay… Oh, here’s an idea! Hey, Jaune~?

Jaune: I just felt a chill…

Kara: Oh don’t be so paranoid Jaune. I just want to know something.

Jaune: That being?

Kara: Between the three of us; Me, Jessica, and Diana, who would you, FMK?

Jaune: What?! I’m not answering that!

Kara: Oh yes you are~!

Jaune: No I’m not! W-Why do you want me to answer that?

Kara: I’m curious; I mean you’re quite a handsome guy…

Jaune: You think I’m handsome?

Kara: And, we’re a duo of smoking hot babes, and one absolutely adorable little girl…

Jessica: Hey!

Kara: One can’t help, but wonder if you could, FMK one of us, who would be what, and why?

Jaune: Do you guys seriously want to know that?

Diana: I have to admit, I’ve always been a little curious on who you would date among the three of us.

Jaune: Seriously?

Diana: Seriously. I’ve heard plenty of couples have been made between team members. So that being said, who would you like to date among the three of us?

Jaune: What? That’s … I…?! Jessica! Please tell me you’re not thinking the same thing as well.

Jessica: W-Well… I-I’m a little curious myself really…

Jaune: Oh… Well, I’m not going to tell you anything!

Diana: Oh really~?

Diana pulls out her golden lasso, The Lasso of Truth before snapping it between her hands as she smiles smugly at Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: You have serious trust issues Diana. You know that right? 

Diana: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jaune: She’s used that lasso on some cheating ex hasn’t she?

Kara: I’ve seen her do it. Man that was something… That lady was…

Jaune: Crazy?

Kara: I would say, psychotic. But, crazy will suffice.

Jaune: Yeash… Okay fine I’ll do it… But, I’m afraid I’ll have to kill you, Kara.

Kara: What?! Why are you going to kill me, a smoking hot blonde babe?!

Jessica: You said that with such ease. Do you hate Kara, or something?

Diana: Are you gonna tell us why, or do I have to hogtie you?

Jaune: Don’t even think about it, Princess! Here, take a look at this.

Jaune pulled out his scroll before handing it over to Kara whose eyes shot out wide in shock, before showing the others.

Jessica: Is this your family?

Jaune: Yep.

Diana: You have seven sisters?

Jaune: Technically eight, one of them is married so, eight sisters.

Kara: And, I look like all seven of them?

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Kara: Yeah, I can see why you would, ‘kill’ me. But Jaune, think of all the fun we could have if you didn’t~!

Jaune: If I had a bucket of ice water I’d dump you in it.

Kara: Spoil sport.

Jaune: Okay, I would then fuck you, Diana.

Diana: Oh really?

Jaune: The growing sexual tension between us is eventually going to boil over, and we’re just gonna go at it one day.

Diana: Bet it will be fun if it does~!

Kara: Sexual tension; What sexual tension?

Jaune: Oh we’ve been butting heads ever since we were partnered together, it’s only gotten worse since I was made team leader, and she wasn’t. Because she’s always trying to be the leader, when she isn’t. And, she wouldn’t do a good job at that.

Diana: Like you are a good leader; You can barely stand in a fight against me, how do you think you do against an actual Grimm?

Jaune: Okay, you’re a superhuman, with super strength, invulnerability, and you can fly, these are things that Kara also has. And, Jessica also has her magical green ring thingy that makes it so she can also fly, and make whatever she wants. And, I’m just a guy with a sword, and shield. And, I’m the leader of this band of misfits, which says a lot about why I was made team leader. 

Diana: Such as?

Jaune: That they wanted a brain not brawn to lead the team, you muscle brain!

Diana: Another word out of you, and I’ll put you in your place…!

Kara: Ya, on top of, Diana!

JDJ: WHAT?!

Diana: Are you saying I’m a bottom?!

KJ: Yes.

Diana: That’s bullshit! I am totally a bottom!

JKJ: …

Diana: D-Did I say, ‘bottom?’

Jessica: Yes…

Diana: Well that’s not true, what I meant to say is that I would totally bottom for, Jaune!

Diana: …

Diana: I did not mean to say that! I’d meant to say, I’d bottom for Jaune! Zeus ass?! Why did I keep saying that?!

Jessica: Uhh… Diana… y-you’re holding the lasso in your hand.

Diana looked down, and saw the glowing golden light of the ‘Lasso of Truth’ indicating that she was indeed, telling the truth.

Diana: …

Diana: Oh… Hera give me strength…

Kara: Does this happen often?

Diana: It happens…

Jaune: So… are we going to talk about this, or…?

Diana: No, no we will not.

Jaune: Okay then. So, after a great deal of deliberation, I shall marry Jessica.

Jessica: YES!

Jaune: Uhh... Yes, what?

Jessica: Yes, I will marry you!

Kara: Uhh… Jessy… You’re not actually getting married, you know that right?

Jessica: W-We’re not…?

Kara: No, no you’re not.

Jessica: Nawww man… But, I wanna marry the sexy blonde Adonis…

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay, this has been a fascinating endeavour that I shall immediately start mentally repressing, let’s move on!

Diana: Yes, let’s move on!

Jessica: Yes, let's!

Kara: But, Jaune, if I didn’t remind you of your sisters, would you do me!

Jaune: Oh, I’d totally bang you against a tree right now if they weren’t here.

Jessica: WHAT?!

Kara: Oh, really~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Diana…

Diana: Yes~?

Jaune: If you ever wrap your lasso around me again without my knowledge, or permission, I’ll show you what I learned in the boy scouts. Okay?

Diana: Noted.

Jaune: Okay, let's go. There's Grimm to kill, and if I can’t find one, I’ll kill Kara first.

Kara: Excuse me, what?!

[arc-misadventures2]

Sorry, Girls

Jaune:

RWBYPNR: …

Yang: Breasts.

Ruby: Hands.

Weiss: Feet.

Blake: Butt.

Nora: Thighs.

Pyrrha: Mouth.

Rin Lips.

RWBYPNR: …

Pyrrha: Okay. We each have our own turn to have some fun with Jaune. Then we will all have an orgy together. Agreed.

RWBYNR: Yes!

Pyrrha: Alright then; Happy hunting girls~!

[arc-misadventures2]

A Simple Mistake

Blake: ...

Jaune: ...

Kali: Hmm~!

Blake: Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yes Blake?!

Blake: Can you please... Please explain this.

Jaune: T-This? Uhh... W-What's this?

Blake: Well... While I wouldn't be upset with finding you in my bed. Naked at that is all the better~!

Jaune: T-Thank you...

Blake: But, finding you naked in bed with my mother, with the room reeking of sex is something else.

Jaune: Ahh-hahaha...

Kali: Mmm~! It's been years since I woke up naked in a lovers embrace~! It was wonderful~!

Blake: It really is~! No wait! Mother! Cover yourself up!

Kali: No~!

Jaune: I better cover up too...?!

BK: Absolutely not!

Jaune: Okay...

Blake: So... care to explain yourself now?

Jaune: Okay well... Remember that tea you made for me?

Blake: I made you tea?

Jaune: Yeah, the tea in the mug over there.

Blake: Hmm? Oh! That tea! Y-Yes that tea...

Jaune: Well, you told me to drink it. So I took some, I didn't like it so I left most of it over there. I was going to finish it, but when I came back to your room, I started feeling... dizzy...

Kali: Dizzy?

Jaune: And, well... I was going to go to bed, but I suddenly felt... hot... And, I thought I saw you by the bed... And... everything got blurry after that...

Kali: Then please, allow me to finish the story.

Blake: Please do, I would like to know why you're in my room too.

Kali: Very well. Well, I was looking for your ribbon.

Blake: My ribbon, why were you looking for it?

Kali: I needed it for... something...

Blake: Something?

Kali: That doesn't matter. Back to the story. I was looking for your ribbon, when Jaune came into the room. I was about to call out to him when he grabbed me from behind, and started fondling my breasts~!

Blake: He what?!

Jaune: I did what?!

Kali: I would have screamed at you, but your large callous hands felt to good on my body~! Especially when you were feeling up my breasts, and started undressing me~!

Jaune: I stripped you?!

Kali: I am naked darling.

Jaune: Oh right, sorry. Please continue.

Kali: Well, I was going to tell Jaune it was me. But, then you started biting my neck~!

Jaune: I did what?!

Kali: You started biting my neck, and instead of calling you out, and saying it was me, and not Blake. I started moaning out your name instead~!

Jaune: O-Oh...

Kali: Speaking off, since you bit my neck so much, did you leave any hickies on my neck?

Blake: He did not le...

Jaune: There's quite a few...

Kali: Oh~?

Blake: Jaune!

Jaune: Sorry...

Kali: Don't be, I gave you plenty of your own~!

Jaune: You did?!

Blake: Grr...! Continue with your story Mom.

Kali: Well, after Jaune stripped me... You're quite deft with your hands Jaune.

Jaune: Thank you...?

Kali: You must have plenty of experienced with Blake~!

Blake: Mom?!

Kali: And, after that he pushed me on the bed, and stripped himself. Quite quickly at that. Used to having quickies~?

Blake: Mom, what are you...?!

Jaune: Blake is rather horny at times, so I've learned to be quick at undressing.

Blake: Jaune?!

Kali: Oh-ho~!

Jaune: What? How many times have we been caught in the act?

Blake: You don't need to tell her!

Jaune: She asked?!

Blake: No she didn't!

Kali: I was going to~!

Blake: Mom?!

Kali: Back to the story; After we were both naked, and Jaune had pushed me on the bed, he climbed on, and put his 'long sword' in my 'sheath~?'

Blake: Mom?!

Kali: Bareback I might add~!

Blake: MOM?!

Kali: Then he took me from so many positions, each time he exploded inside me~! Doggy style, to mating press, standing, against your standing mirror, I loved that one in particular. To end with cow girl where I fell on top of Jaune, and we fell asleep in each other's embrace. Where you found us in Blake~!

Jaune: Whoa... w-we did all of that...? No wonder I'm so sore...

Blake: Y-You didn't need to explain all of that mom...

Kali: I had to, how else could I explain all the times Jaune brought me to the peak of ecstasy with explains why the sheets are so stained~?

Blake: Mother?!

Kali: Ah-hahaha~! Oh don't be so bashful Blake. I've heard how loud you are when Jaune takes you to the peak of ecstasy yourself~!

Blake: You have?!

Jaune: I told you, you were loud...

Kali: Now that I've explained how this all happened, I need a why... It was that tea over there, yes?

Jaune: Uhh, yeah it was that tea.

Kali: Alright then... Let's see what we have~!

Blake: Mom?! Don't get out of bed without covering... yourself... f-first...?

Jaune: Whoa... I was tapping that...?

Kali: Hmmm? 'Sniff, sniff.' Ohh~?

Kali: Blake~?

Blake: Y-Yes?

Kali: Come here... Siiip~!

Blake: What is it Mo... MPHH?! Mmmm~!

Jaune: Whoa...!

Kali: Ahh~! Mmm... tasty~!

Blake: Ahh-haha... Oh gods... Mom...?

Kali: On the bed with you~!

Blake: Ooph!

Jaune: Uhh? Kali, what are you...?

Kali: Oh, there it is~!

Blake: M-Mom... W-Why do I feel so hot...?

Kali: I'll explain it in one moment deary. Now, under here... over there... There we go~!

Blake: M-Mom?! W-Why did you tie me up?! Ohh-ohoh~! Why do I feel so warm down there~?!

Jaune: Uhh...? K-Kali why are you... Mphh?!

Kali: Mmmmm~! Ahh~! Gods you are so tasty Jaune~!

Jaune: Ahh... D-Did you just force that tea down my throat?

Kali: In deed I did~!

Jaune: Whoa... I feel dizzy again... And... And, why do I feel so aroused? Wait... is that a...?!

Kali: An aphrodisiac? Why yes it is~!

Jaune: An aphrodisiac?! Blake did you give me that?!

Blake: I-I heard it was a stimulant! Ah-haha~! Fuck! I feel so horny now!

Kali: Blake gave it to you warm, it's meant to be served cold... and with sugar, mint to improve the flavour... Now then, shall we begin Jaune~?

Jaune: B-Begin... Begin what?

Kali: I was looking for Blake's ribbon because I wanted to tie her to her bed, then seduce you.

Jaune: S-Seduce me...?

Kali: I've gotten so hot, and bothered listening to you two horn dogs go at it... I wanted to have my turn, and let Blake know what it's like to listen to you making a girl moan your name in blinding pleasure~!

Blake: Y-You have~?

Kali: Yes~! Now then, Jaune~?

Jaune: Y-Yes...?

Kali: Blake's ready for you... Go on... Claim your horny bitch in heat~!

Jaune: ...

Blake: Ahh... Jaune~?

Jaune: Y-Yeah...?

Blake: Knock me up, Master~!

Jaune: ....

Jaune: Alright then~!

[arc-misadventures2]

They Think We're Cheating On Them

Juniper: So Jaune, what's it like dating four beautiful ladies?

Jaune: Uhh... It's complicated.

Juniper: It must be difficult, dating such fine ladies.

Jaune: No, that's not what I... Well it is complicated, but that's not the reason why it's so complicated.

Juniper: Then what's so complicated then?

Jaune: Well, as you know... I'm dating Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, and Yang Xiao Long.

Juniper: And, they are all wonderful young ladies~! Although that Yang girl looks like one of my daughters. I accidently referred to her as one, and she started crying tears of joy.

Jaune: Yeah, Yang has a lot of mother issues. But, that's not the point. You see... I'm dating all of them, but they think that I'm only dating one of them, and that by dating them, I'm cheating on my girlfriend with them.

Juniper: W-What...?

Jaune: Yeah it doesn't make sense...

Juniper: H-Hold up! T-This doesn't make sense at all; Your girlfriend's think that you're cheating on girlfriend with your other girlfriend?

Jaune: Yeah.

Juniper: Okay, explain to me what the hell this... 'love affair' you're in the middle of? In intricate detail.

Jaune: Okay... Ruby think's I'm cheating with her on my girlfriend Blake, to prove that she is the more desirable girl. Blake thinks I'm cheating on my other girlfriend Weiss, because I 'prefer' premium faunas pussy more than that 'snobbish Schnee girl.'

Juniper: What does she mean by 'premium pussy?'

Jaune: Weiss thinks I'm cheating on my girlfriend Yang, because she thinks I prefer flat girls than 'top heavy udders for brains girls' like Yang. And, Yang thinks I'm cheating on my girlfriend Ruby with her to 'protect' her little sister from me ravaging her in the bedroom.

Juniper: ...

Juniper: What... What the FUCK?!

Jaune: Yeah... I think the four of them all of a cheating kink... Which considering women's choice of literature, and movies makes sense...

Juniper: Now that I think about it, they all went to your sister, Luna to get signed copies of one of her books. So them being into NTR makes a lot of sense now.

Jaune: Which book?

Juniper: The one where they younger sister seduces her older brother, and steals him away from his girlfriend.

Jaune: Gods dammit. Not that one!

Juniper: It's actually her best seller.

Jaune: It's her what?!

[arc-misadventures2]

The Lady’s Next Door

The 'Milf next door' when she says she is just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughter is friends with.

Kali

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to do that Mom?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why are you dressed like that?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to talk to Jaune?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Is it because he's a human?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: He’s just my friend Mom, he is not another Adam waiting to happen.

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!

Kali: I just want to fuck him.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Blake: What?!

~~~

Raven

Yang: Hey Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?

Raven: I don’t wanna.

Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.

Raven: Back, back from where?

Yang: Blake got…?!

Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!

Raven: But, was it illegal?

Yang: …

Yang: Well…

Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?

Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.

Raven: J-Jaune…?

Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?

Raven: Jaune’s coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! With that fine young man coming over here. W-When is he coming over…?

Yang: In… half an hour-ish?

Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!

Yang: What was that?

Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!

Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!

Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.

Yang: …

Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’

~~~

Summer

Ruby: Mom?

Summer: Yes, sweaty~?

Ruby: What are you wearing?

Summer: A bikini.

Ruby: Why?

Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune, is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!

Ruby: A what?

Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.

Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?

Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.

Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!

Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!

Ruby: What was that mom?

Summer: Nothing~!

(Ding dong~!)

Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!

Ruby: Boy what…?

~~~

Willow

Jacques: Willow! Where are you?! Blasted, where is that drunkard?

Willow: …

Jaune: …

Willow: Well, that was close…

Jaune: Yeah… too close.

Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of Weiss's friends snooping about the mansion.

Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.

Willow: In a supply closet?

Jaune: I thought it was Weiss's room.

Willow: Not even close dear.

Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.

Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.

Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!

Willow: Ohh~!

Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!

Willow: Jaune?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!

Willow: Harder~!

(Ziiiip!)

~~~

Athena

Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up our already clean house?

Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.

Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?

Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.

Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!

Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.

Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.

Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?

Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?

Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.

Athena: So it has.

Pyrrha: Mom, I can see your bra.

Athena: And?

Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.

Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!

Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?

~~~

Carla

Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?

Cardin: Yeah, his name is Jaune Arc, complete loser.

Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.

Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.

Carla: What catch phrase?

Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?

Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?

Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.

Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?

Cardin: You’ll do that?

Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.

Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.

Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?

Cardin: W-What was that…?

~~~

Salem

Cinder: Oh gods...

Salem: Cinder dear, is something wrong?

Cinder: Yeah... I've got to work on a school assignment with this dweeb...

Salem: Dweeb? Who is this nerd you're talking about?

Cinder: That dork Jaune Arc. He's coming in a hour so we can work on it.

Salem: Jaune... Arc~? And, what is wrong with working with this Jaune fellow...?

Cinder: Nothing really... He just has such golden retriever himbo energy that I can't stand!

Salem: Some very hunky himbo energy~!

Cinder: What was that Mom?

Salem: Oh nothing~! Hey, I have a great idea. You, and your friends wanted to go to that theme park, why don't you go, and have some fun there! I'll give you some money too.

Cinder: But, what about my assignment?

Salem: Don't worry about it. I'll work with Jaune, and help him get it done.

Cinder: Are you sure? I know Jaune's been here before, but he's a bit of a dork.

Salem: Don't worry Cinder. Having Jaune here will be a pleasure.

Salem: Very... pleasurable~!

Cinder: ...

Cinder: What?

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I added Salem because I wanted to.

Enjoy~!