magic happens

It's okay to bribe people with books, right?

[arcanemath]

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[wadey-wilson]

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic here!

i made a comic about being too tired to make comics

[lubricates]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don't see how-

my brain: cannot.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[weaverhawk]

this Loki is the love of my life

[trillgutterbug]

odin: thor you fucking dumb bitch

loki:

[lithographarry]

mood

[myterribletwenties]

Buzzfeed quiz results are getting too real for me

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[scoundrelnurlife]

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

I don’t need to breathe.

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

[splintercellconviction-deactiva]

there isn’t a single thing about this that I don’t like

[wrong-url-motherfucker]

Government, Monty Python Style

[xanthewalter]

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

[seriously-what-is-my-life]

BEST INSULTS

[that-greek-gold-rush]

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

[dansecoppelia-blog]

If I don’t reblog Monty Python when it crosses my dash, assume I’m dead.

[gotham-ruaidh]

“Farcical aquatic ceremony” – overeducated comedy at its finest

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so some of yall know i work in a bar as barback/kitchen employee as a night gig.

anyways we had a harry potter trivia event tonight and some of these team names are fuckin hogwild levels of funny. like.

we have one team that was just straight up “team edward”, who, halfway through the event, changed their name to “team jacob”

There was Wingaydium Lesbiosa, which, u kno, #mood

At least 4 different quidditch teams (puddlemere united, holyhead harpies, etc), which wouldn’t wouldn’t have been funny on its own but literally every runner up (2nd and 3rd tied, total of four teams) was a quidditch team 

and of course, the actual winner of best team name, hilariously appropo considering Canada’s recent weed law changes:

Ten Joints To Gryffindor

[lesbianswarm]

so a woman in class today hit a fly with a chalkboard eraser and the fly hit the floor and

sir…theres been a murder……

[kazzadilla]

special victims unit

[teaboot]

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

[iameatingrocks]

What happened afterwards?

[teaboot]

My mom showed up

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

[isis-]

you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included