Sounds stupid, Im in.

25. This blog is a mess of my humour and favourite things

[tromlui]

Friendship ended with 💀💀💀💀skulduggery💀💀💀💀 pleasant 💀💀💀🙅‍♂️ now 💀💀💀 👑 kopil 👑💀💀💀from the craft sequence is my 🤝🤝🤝🤝best friend 🤝🤝🤝🤝

[i-merani]

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[becherdireinen]

sometimes i feel like socializing but not talking, just being close, like a cat.

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[hydrahowl]

Gets you with my Nice!

[hydrahowl]

my Nice!

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[seymourworld]

Away with you foul beast

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[vividplanet]

fairy glen, scotland

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[userobiwan]

THE WEST WING (1999-2006) 2x22: TWO CATHEDRALS

There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year. Sixty-eight crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. It doesn't even carry guns. It just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail. That's all it can do. Gratias tibi ago, Domine Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I've committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug?

[crevicedwelling]

Bear was not a huge fan of her daughter Pear when the two first met. maternal instinct has been bred out of domestic Coturnix quail, so Bear was quite suspicious of this mysterious peeping bundle!

when Pear grew up (4 weeks later) the two eventually found some common ground in their shared attributes of roundness and brownness and would spend most of their time together. Pear ended up larger than her mother but inherited her gentle disposition and love of sitting around staring blankly into space

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah