Corpsekin Cutie

Miriam "Bone" Bowen. Genderfluid, any & all pronouns. Dead Bitch, Corpse Bride, URL means both 'carcass' and 'slut' in Yiddish. Headmate of @autobotwarrior @ayellowbirds @dzhukhe @faxedstar @fraylin and @urukuduk Avvy modified from picrew.me/en/image_maker/100365

[neveyleh]

When I'm a girl, I'm your boyfriend. When I'm a boy, I'm your girlfriend. That's just how it works.

Miriam "Bone" Bowen, on zir experience of being genderfluid, July 17 2022.

[ashes2caches]

the transfem with big areolas demands that you appreciate them.

[firem4ge]

Unfortunately I do think themed restaurants are rad as hell.

[lazer-t]

Leatherback Sea Turtle for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

[beifongkendo]

Turtle, by Katsushika Hokusai (ca. 1830)

[heimeldat]

This little guy has lived in my head for soooo long, but I haven't drawn him since I was a kid haha.

ID: a semi-realistic pen drawing of a squirrel and pigeon combined gryphon style, with loose low-saturation colors slapped on. Underneath it says North American Rock Gryphon, common name American Squigeon. end ID

[herpsandbirds]

Leatherback Sea Turtle (Dermochelys coriacea), family Dermochelyidae, found in temperate and tropical oceans around the world

The largest turtle in the world, and the heaviest known non-crocodilian reptile, reaching lengths of up to 1.8 metres (5 ft 11 in) and weights of 500 kilograms (1,100 lb).

Unlike most reptiles, their skin does not have scales.

This is also the deepest diving and widest ranging (Migratory) species of turtle!

Vulnerable.

photograph by Jasmin O'Brien

[chibird]

Cherry blossom turtle is proud of you! 🌸

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[vintagewildlife]

Zookeeper scrubbing an Aldabra tortoise By: Jessie Cohen From: The Zoogoer 1983

[pissvortex]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[helmip]

bring out the vanilla ice cream 🍓🥧🍒

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[mevil]

[margoliath]

I need fingers in my brain I'm afraid, the doctors and nurses and patients all say I need fingers in my brain

[velvet-jellyfish]

Looking for disability crafts I can do sitting in bed, so I’m channeling my inner grandma. Richelieu cutwork doily from a pattern I drew myself. Here is a link if anyone wants it!