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i don’t think I’m ever going to get over this line

#the problem with becoming the kind of hero you needed yourself #is that it can’t change the fact #that nobody came for you

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Holy shit these are two of the most fucking raw things ever....hit home so hard they took my breath away

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The Creative Act of Listening to a Talking Frog

Kermit the Frog gives a talk on creativity and creative risk-taking

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oh kermit, even before meeting phil, you were always the brightest star…

sogekii-heii

let's dance sorry i couldn't do all of them

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posttexasstressdisorder

Just bear thoughts.

katehepburnwife

the "eccentric doctor and his lesbian granddaughter" will always be my favorite doctor who dynamic

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Baby Lemon Drop looks rather worried about the bubbling volcanic mud flats in Reykjanes, in Iceland.

redstonedust

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

msprayforever

flavinbagel

Unrestrained winter fun

chronivore

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

darkpaladin

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

peachfromcmbyn

that is roo

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World Heritage Post

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

I have flown 120,000 miles with Delta this year (I know) and every time they say "Thank you for your Diamond Status," I am reminded of the first time I ever saw someone with a Diamond Medallion luggage tag.

"Cool diamond medallion," I said.

"All it cost me was my marriage," he replied.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

Reminder: I am a MAMMAL.

Say what you want about Chat GPT, but it is NOT A MAMMAL.

Chat GPT is not my friend. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAMMALS.

Do not talk to Chat GPT about your problems. TALK TO MAMMALS. Reach out to your friends. Or find a dolphin to take your confession.

neutralomensart

Don't worry he's just taking his big dog to the dog park

neutralomensart

ugh

my hand has been forced

no more "cerberus is the demon version of clifford" my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.

teaboot

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

catswithpancakehands-deactivate

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

fluxxdog

unlikely

broken-horn-of-equius

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

fluxxdog

Two things can be real.

teaboot

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

strange-aeons

against all odds i have brought it into existence

#discus #movie by tumblr

guerrillatech

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Holy shit that's so cool

knightofleo

beckiboos

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

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This is now my favorite photo

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prokopetz

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

prokopetz

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!