evolutionary oddity

ooouuuuuuaaa!!! '97 | they/he | ace

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[cinnamon-mutt]

it is not Random its to put Emphasis. you noodle

[crabussy]

(obediently) me noodle

[evilvillain123456789]

My discord shadow mommy is moving me into my new enclosure today. Im a Wolf of light, and a high level blade user in our roleplays. My discord shadow mommy said i will get along really good with all the other Wolves and do sword roleplays but honestly... Im a little scared

[dogpuppy]

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[infertilityidol]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[orcboxer]

Sadam HATE this hole

[totally-a-wizard]

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

[orcboxer]

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[halondrus]

[cardassian-artistry]

[enba-and-luka]

[enki2]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[log6]

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

[segamascott]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th