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the entities as youtube comments
the slaughter
the corruption
the end
the vast
the spiral
the web
the extinction
the buried
the stranger
the dark
the lonely
the desolation
the eye
the hunt
the flesh
So, you wanna get started with divination? (Masterlist)
Well, I am hardly an expert, but I can point you in the direction of others who are!
Introduction
Divination Intro
Tarot Cards
How to Get Started in Tarot
How to Read Tarot Cards When You Don’t Know Shit
Tips for Interpreting Tarot Cards
Reverse Tarot Cards
Yes/No Tarot Tips
Moon Phase Tarot Spread
How to Cleanse your Cards
Cartomancy
Cartomancy ABC Guide
Cartomancy: The Suits
How to Cleanse your Cards
Tasseography
Tasseography Guide
Lithomancy
Preparing a Lithomancy Set
Scrying
Scrying [Witchcraft 101]
Scrying Tips
Runeology
A Guide to Greek Alphabet Divination (Runes)
An Introduction to Norse Runeology
Elder Futhark Rune Correspondences
Blooding Runes
Candle Work
Reading a Candle
Reading a Candle (Yes/No Questions)
Misc.
Lesser known forms of Divination
Seashell Divination
Seashell Divination II
chronic migraine spell jar ☾
INGREDIENTS:
jar w/cork (size doesn’t matter, it’ll just affect the amount of each ingredient you use)
orange peel
lemon peel
cinnamon stick(s)
mint leaves
rosemary
tea leaves/ground tea (preferably chamomile or green)
white candle + lighter
STEPS:
layer the bottom of your jar with tea leaves or ground tea. make this layer relatively thick in comparison to your other layers.
on top of the tea, put down a thin layer of rosemary. this should just barely cover the tea.
next, add your mint leaves. i would make this layer on the thicker side as well, because mint is the strongest ingredient in this other than the tea.
next, add in your orange and lemon peels. the ratio of lemon to orange peel should be 1:1
prop your cinnamon sticks up in the jar. don’t overwork the cinnamon; only use however many sticks comfortably fit in your jar. if you do not have cinnamon sticks, you may substitute it for ground cinnamon*
seal your jar using whatever method you prefer. because i did not have a cork for my jar, i sealed it a bit differently than i normally would.
(optional) charge your jar under the moon with a piece of clear quartz.
CORRESPONDENCES:
orange peel: energy, happiness lemon peel: protection cinnamon: healing, extra power mint: migraine/headache relief, potent healing herb rosemary: strength, protection chamomile/green tea: blessings, good health, energy
* if you use ground cinnamon, you should put your cinnamon between the rosemary and mint layers. this is primarily for aesthetic reasons, but do whatever your heart desires!
disclaimer(s): witchcraft is not a substitute for a doctor. if you have chronic migraines, please see a doctor. this is meant only to aid healing. the tea i used is a mix that also contains apple, lemon verbena, and pineapple, among other things.
reminder to water your houseplants
Hng this makes me really want to water them just because you said so but I’ve already watered them and if I do they’ll be overwatered and die hnnnnn why do you have so much power
Reblog if your icon is pink and Gaudy
when i say gay, you say gay -
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For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
PLEASE PARTICIPATE THIS NEEDS TO BE BIG SO WE NEED TO FOLLOW THROUGH!
Doing this. Who else is in?
I’m in!
i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this
i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.
meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.
on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.
honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.
being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.
Bringing this back for this holiday season!
ugh ily gaud
Why weren’t you at gaud practice???
I was tired and needed to look after my mental health, I’m sorry :(
remember to tape your elf on the shelf to the ceiling
I think about this daily
@princelytree submitted:
I texted you to my mom and this was her response
i love your mom
Can we make this a thing please
everybody text my icon to your mom, share the results
I sent it to my dad and he just yelled “I like the thing!” From the other room
My mom just didn’t even respond. 😂
Update:
new story
it’s been 3 months, so i’m legally allowed to share my first officially published story for free. previously published in Massacre Magazine, under the Gorey Skelton pen name
leave feedback in the replies! (i seriously love feedback, but my tumblr inbox is a mess)
I’m… shaken. Disturbed? Holy shit.
That is
Holy shit
Read it
my one real goal as a writer is to create content people regret reading
JFC WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MAGENTA GOURD-BRAIN
I have passive aggressive tendencies related to childhood neglect
i was completely submerged into this story
i. am so profoundly disappointed in you
i brought this on myself
Wow you guys really kraken me up here
one could say it’s gorgeous
i’m, going to beat you to death with your own phone
This comment chain really drifted away from what you wanted, huh?
Gaud’s fans have sunk this low…
Yeah, they cant even keep with the current conversation
I’m drowning in emotions after reading that
I was ready to cave in with the weight of them
There was a lot of pressure to read this
I’m ready to take a deep dive into Guads writing.
water
wanted to sea what the buzz was all abt and wow- was not at all prepared for the waves of emotion
This story left me em-ocean-al.
not gonna lie it was pretty fishy to read something from by “Gorey Skelton”
I’m shore I’ve never read such and ominous story
What levels of sorrow I found deep inside when I read it
Goddammit guys, are you shore the puns are okay?
we’re drowning in them
ok, before i even read it. i think it involves the ocean, probably somewhere very deep, maybe pitch black deep? also a cave. maybe an underwater cave that ends up collapsing on someone? there was mention of a kraken, but i don’t know if it’s because it’s in the story or because it’s ocean related. some sort of monster. i mean, this is you were talking about. ok. what about: deep sea diving, finding an underwater cave, but there is something lying dormant in there that the character wakes up. they die by the end of it, possibly due to the creature, or maybe the cave collapses on them.
this is my official hypothesis before i read the story. if i am right, yay me. if i am wrong, the puns led me astray. let’s sea how this goes.
ok, i was wrong, but that fine. that was intense. felt like i was shot in the chest by it. left me feeling pretty hollow inside. but it’s good, really good.
my one real goal is to create content people regret reading
I’ve read it twice
I’ve sent it to all my friends
are there any tops on this website
We’re not supposed to reveal ourselves
Shit
are there any tops on this website
We’re not supposed to reveal ourselves
ive been depressed and anxious af the past few days and looking at gaud posts always seems to make me happier so i thought id do a quick sketch to show my appreciation @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :)
its really bad im sorry
its also 10:50 pm right now so lighting is terrible
i love it, someone make the octopus pink & add gaud eyes
You asked for it; so here ya go.
fuck, yours is so much better than mine