Funk dancing For self Defense

inactive blog used for misc post storage. Refer to @mailperson.

[vvhack]

[tired-and-triggered]

I hope I will 🤞🤞

[areallynicepen]

“I’ll only say this in red once, Rose, so even a simpleton like you can grasp the situation. Blanche was found stabbed under the covers of the guest bedroom this morning. The door was locked, and only she had the only key; furthermore, the windows were perfectly sealed. There was no other point of entry to this room.”

“If you ask me, she died how she lived: penetrated in the dark under the sheets of someone else’s bed.”

[junk-thunder]

hamwarmer 40k

[junk-thunder]

[thejauntyfool]

[xanaxfarts]

Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)

[fleshdyke]

i hate when ppl on here are like "god you STUPID kids are sharing too much information online abt yourselves heres a lesson on how to be less DUMB god i cant believe you dont know this. this generation are all IDIOTS" like i agree but i simply dont think that is the way to get teenagers to listen to you

[fleshdyke]

[ewaneneollav]

music & a bite to eat is life

[ewaneneollav]

playing my game

[headspace-hotel]

i think the next trend for cishet white parents naming their baby sons will be fish names. Pike. Perch. Trout. Sturgeon. it's one of the few classes of nouns that has masculine enough associations (bc of fishing) to be plausible for this purpose

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

[sovietnam]

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[classicmeevs]

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

[setheverman]

a “PSA” what the hell kind of playstation is that?

[dragonwizardslit-deactivated202]

playstation angry

[mediumyikes]

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

[mediumyikes]

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[woodmeat]

[bidoof]