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Jess || 21 || they/them

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[anglaised]

i never thought about it like that

[kinuko]

Mitch mcconnell might be dead

[luxwing]

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[metallianvalidor]

Vakshi Nazgul art 1978, art - Mike Ploog -

[goth-queen]

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

[nights-at-the-opera]

Objects in Lyndon B. Johnson's pockets when he died in 1973.

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it

[thehotelchelsea]

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

[rosieandthemoon]

Art Nouveau era bat brooch

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[evilvillain123456789]

Instead of crass and discriminatory "jokes", I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: "my god, the scrimbly blumbo!" Hahahaha! Really, there's no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like "skcrunklo bonglo bingo" is available! I am racist as fuck though,

[abloodymess]

Roger Ebert just destroying some specific kind of nerd(s). 

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[funstyle]

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

[forest-woman]

1920’s French perfume bottle