APPURRENTLY I AM CLAWMPELLED TO F33D MY FURIENDS

SO BE PURREPURRED FUR CAT I GUESS [[dependant disciple from crepuxulum's timeline, wip!!!]]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

EVIL POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!

:3

:3

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

BIG FUCKING

WHAP

[sapphirestims]

Credit

[ancienthistoryart]

Horse Handle Lapis Lazuli Dagger khanjar, Persian, 19th Century CE.

The Al-Sabah Collection, Kuwait

[aremewkiddingme]

IF MEW DID NYOT WANT KIT DESTROYED, KIT SHOULD HAVE B33N A STUFFED HOOFBEAST

CAT WOULD HAVE HAD A SLIVER OF A CHANCE

[aremewkiddingme]

PAWLSO, AND THIS GOES NEARLY WITHOUT SAYING, FURRY CR33PY TO HEAR THE VOICE OF A LOVED ONE

PURRESUMABLY EIFUR ONE MEW HAVE READY ACCESS TO, RENDERING THE GIFT NEXT TO MEWSELESS

OR ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON OR MEW DO NYOT HAVE CLAWNTACT WITH, WHICH IS HORRIBLY UNCLAWMFURTABLE

[crepuxulum]

DELIVERY: One (1) stuffed bear with electronic voice box. When squeezed, the bear says in the voice of a loved one “You deserve happiness, I love you so much. I’m proud of you.”

D »—> What

D »—> Is the meaning of these insipid platitudes

[aremewkiddingme]

GIVING MEW SOMEWTHING TO SQU33ZE AND EXPECTING KIT TO SURVIVE FUR LONG: FURRY STRANGE AND EXCEPTIONALLY LACKING IN FURTHOUGHT

[aremewkiddingme]

@capricioustenament NO

[capricioustenets]

no what?

:o?

[aremewkiddingme]

GO TO HELL

[capricioustenets]

i see ive found mine fanbase ;o)

[aremewkiddingme]

DO NYOT FLATTER MEWRSELF

I LIVE WITH CAT DARKL33R MEW ARE SO UPSET APAWT

MEW ARE AN IDIOT, THIS SITE IS MURR REBEL THAN KIT IS IMPURRIAL BY FUR, AND MEW ARE GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OF MEWRSELF FUR BEFUR MEW MANAGE TO DO ANYATHING SIGNIFICANT TO INFLUENCE CAT IN MEWR FAFUR

[capricioustenets]

if this site is more rebel than imperial then im glad im here

someones gotta put a motherfuckin stop ta that :o)

[aremewkiddingme]

GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT

[aremewkiddingme]

@capricioustenament NO

[capricioustenets]

no what?

:o?

[aremewkiddingme]

GO TO HELL

[capricioustenets]

i see ive found mine fanbase ;o)

[aremewkiddingme]

DO NYOT FLATTER MEWRSELF

I LIVE WITH CAT DARKL33R MEW ARE SO UPSET APAWT

MEW ARE AN IDIOT, THIS SITE IS MURR REBEL THAN KIT IS IMPURRIAL BY FUR, AND MEW ARE GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OF MEWRSELF FUR BEFUR MEW MANAGE TO DO ANYATHING SIGNIFICANT TO INFLUENCE CAT IN MEWR FAFUR

[aremewkiddingme]

@capricioustenament NO

[capricioustenets]

no what?

:o?

[aremewkiddingme]

GO TO HELL

[aremewkiddingme]

@capricioustenament NO

[funnytwittertweets]

[crepuxulum]

D »—> Would that rolling about in the muck gave me such joy

[0empty0eyes0]

YES!!!

ive 0ffered it t0 y0u and y0uve refused

let me help y0u experience j0y

[crepuxulum]

D »—> And I will refuse again

[aremewkiddingme]

I WILL HELP MEW GET CLEAN, IF KIT IS THAT MUCH OF A CLAWNCERN

[crepuxulum]

D »—> I’d have thought you’d sooner sling mud in my direction with glee, rather than clean it off

[aremewkiddingme]

YES, EXACTLY

FURST I SLING MUD CAT MEW

AND THEN I HELP MEW COMB KIT OUT OF MEWR HAIR

[crepuxulum]

D »—> Would that rolling about in the muck gave me such joy

[0empty0eyes0]

YES!!!

ive 0ffered it t0 y0u and y0uve refused

let me help y0u experience j0y

[crepuxulum]

D »—> And I will refuse again

[aremewkiddingme]

I WILL HELP MEW GET CLEAN, IF KIT IS THAT MUCH OF A CLAWNCERN

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

[catchymemes]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh

FUCK

[smooththegoofyshark]

As someone who loves seamstressing

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS FUCKING BLACK MAGIC AND I NEED TO KNOW JUST

HOW

[what-even-is-thiss]

They’ve found the thneed.

[chronophobica]

I feel like it’s important for everyone to know that this is literally just what a saree is

[freedom-shamrock]

Can anyone tell me what kind of fabric I’d need to use to pull this off, and how large a piece, because this is killer and I would totally love to do this.

[weaselle]

@freedom-shamrock​ (and anyone else who might be curious) @chronophobica​ is right, this is basically a sari, traditional women’s attire in India famous for its versatility and grace. 

this literally is just how the women of India wear traditional clothing. The cloth itself is maybe a slightly different dimension, it looks bigger maybe, I’m not an expert by any means, but I do have some additional information for you.

The saree, or sari (or sometimes shari) is simply a panel of textile that has over 80 recorded methods of draping or wrapping – its origins date back nearly 5 thousand years, and the word itself is based on an old sanskrit word meaning “strip of cloth”

there are many instructional booklets and video tutorials and things on how to drape them various ways

Saris are usually woven with one plain end (the end that is concealed inside the wrap), two long decorative borders running the length of the sari, and a one to three-foot section at the other end which continues and elaborates the length-wise decoration. 

they are often very colorful and vibrant, and can be deigned so that when you wrap them different ways, different colors and patterns are featured. They are usually worn over a sort of bodice/shirt called a choli, which is what is on the top half of this mannequin

Famously worn in India, this same or similar style of attire is found in many other countries also, such as Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar, etc

OP’s video is not an exact representation of modern saris, but if you want that same basic look and experience, you should definitely research this style of garment 

[aremewkiddingme]

IS!!! THERE!!! A PURRTY!!!

@infiniteproxy

[infiniteproxy]

#I CANNYOT STAND THE THOUGHTS RATTLING AROUND MY HEAD!!!#MUCH BETTER~! TO KISS~!

we cøuld MAKE it a party~~

cøme, cøme jøin us~!

[aremewkiddingme]

YES YES YES~!!!