I can't be bothered

30-something failed adult procrastination destination.

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[grawly]

what the fuck happened to my post

[milf-adjacent]

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

[tastefullyoffensive]

35 Funny Tweets You May Have Missed This Week (May 10, 2025)

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[autism-official]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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[punkhazardlaw]

One Piece Textposts/Tweets/Memes Pt. 8

Textpost Masterlist

[ao3commentoftheday]

would you?

[sweet-dignity-pegususgirl]

[theresistanceneverquits]

Just so we’re clear

[mikijazo]

PERIOD.

[totsuma]

[crescent-coral-base]

Someone needs to append a "Dumbass" to the end of it.

[raptorcivilization]

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

[raptorcivilization]

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[tiredandjaded]

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

[wolfertinger666]

furry porn has done more for the people than cops.

[babbhad]

the ides of march is taking place at the white house this year

[fromkenari]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[depsidase]

[toskarin]

the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

[toskarin]

each of the main three sentences in this post prompted an entirely distinct strain of person to send me death threats when it escaped target audience and that's kind of impressive even by my standards

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

[prismatic-bell]

Good news: judges aren't having it.

Keep fighting.

[verkomy]

honestly? being in a void between hyperfixations is such a weird feeling, like I can feel my brain searching for something to grab onto but nothing seems good enough so I just sit there and wait for some random obsession to hit me out of nowhere so my brain won’t feel like a dry sponge anymore

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]