[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[teaboot]

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[the-snowdean]

That sandwich sure didn’t

[campmiasmas]

TAWNY CYPRESS as TAISSA TURNER YELLOWJACKETS (2021— ) Season 3, Episode 6: "Thanksgiving (Canada)"

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

I love that Yellowjackets only uses needle drops from the 90s. It's an interesting way to showcase how the girls are stuck in the past, even in the present timeline.

Interesting how the only song released post-90s that was used was used for Jeff, someone that wasn't involved in the crash. He had the mental ability to mature beyond his teens, and the use of a song from the 2000s shows that.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

my most "SHE DID THAT SHIT" character IS Misty Quigley. most of my cancelled wives i will write thesis-length essays explaining why they were justified but with Misty i'm just like yeah and what of it. g-d forbid a blonde girl have a little fun. who among us didn't think they could pull the hot teacher under the right circumstances.

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[cannibalchicken]

[depsidase]

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[lets-throw-bacchanal]

I relate to Francis Abernathy a lot, because I’m also dramtic gay, have random panic attacks, and think everyone are mad at me all the damn time

[pureaudacity]

the older i get the more i aggressively support other women

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

[cuddlebabies]

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

[ares3lewis]

(OOC)

Just a friendly reminder that we are still around on our Twitter and Tumblr networks. We are working on narratives, but the bulk of our material does come from interaction, so feel free to start up a conversation with us

[ares3beck-blog]

“Chris, you and I need to talk about a few things.”

Chris paused, one hand over a vacuum packed tray of food (spaghetti, which was his favorite even though it tasted nothing like it did back on Earth.) His original greeting of ‘Heya, Commander’ had been ignored, which he hadn’t taken personally - afterwards he’d noticed the headphones Lewis had on as she sat at the table, and he’d had taken that as a clear ‘don’t bother me.’ Apparently, though, she had something that she wanted to address with him.

“Sure.”

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[ares3lewis]

i think that the aliens built a spaceship like the death star then covered it in rocks and stuff. and they are just hovering over us watching us! Maybe we are their experiment seeing how we react to different things like storms and... trump.. and they create everything basically like God.. maybe they created the Mandela effect just to see how we react to subtle changes. and the government knows but does want to tell so ppl dont panic.. BAM CONSPIRACY THEORY!!! what if ur an alien!!!

When I first running this blog for the public, I was expecting… Well, anything but this. I was picturing myself leading discussions and debates on, say, our experiment status, the intersection of STEM and feminism, or the psychological nuances of our crew’s situation. Pretty much absolutely anything but alien bases on hologram moons.

[drfurter]

Do you know how many messages I have sitting in my inbox calling me ‘daddy’?

[ares3lewis]

In case anyone was wondering what the worst thing a crewmate had ever said to me was… Today, it’s this.

[drfurter]

Hey I thought we were supposed to take our complaints to you.

[ares3lewis]

No, not like this. Just... Never like this again.